You Guys Remember The Jim Schwartz/Jim Harbaugh Fight Last Year? Well I’m Best Friends With The Guy That Broke It Up
So obviously you guys remember this fight last year because it was fucking awesome. Well what you don’t remember is the man who dominated the fight from start to finish. A certain Bob Lange, head of the San Francisco 49ers PR. This guy.
Anyway, last year after the fight I said to myself, who the fuck is that mysterious man with the pink tie, tossing NFL lineman around like they’re rag dolls? Who is the guy with the rocking goatee and beautiful hair? Who is this cocky maniac? Well through the powers of google I found out. And I emailed him. Completely out of the blue….
And he actually responded. And didn’t think I was a total creep. And a friendship blossomed (not sure Robby would use the word friendship but it is definitely a friendship to me)
And even though he didn’t want to do a weekly Q & A or respond to my sweet nickname that I gave him, we all know he sort of did, so I kept on emailing him.
And sometimes he wouldn’t respond, real fucking rude if you ask me, but then again he is Robby, aka Clubber (gave him 2 sweet nicknames, nbd), Lange. Guy is a busy man. Who knows what fight needs breaking up. You think Batman can just stop fighting crime? You think Superman takes a day off? Well same goes for Robby.
And sometimes he would respond because Best Friends never stop being Best Friends.
But ultimately this was the last I would ever hear from Robby. Even after emailing him a few more times
So you’re probably saying to yourself at this point, Big Cat, what does this have to do with anything? Well guys, I don’t know if you saw KFC’s blog about the Buffalo Bills midget patrolling the sidelines yesterday. This guy
But basically it reminded me of my good friend Robby. So I thought I’d email him again. Let him know that there are some hardos in the NFL this year trying to take his crown as NFL Sideline Bad Boy Numero Uno.
Even Sent out the bat signal Tweet, let him know the urgency of the situation.
Anyway, just thought I’d bring everyone up to speed on the situation as this will most likely not be the last time you hear about Robby Lange.
In summation
1. I’m best friends with an NFL insider and resident tough guy. Don’t be jealous, there are plenty of fish in the ocean or in this case PR guys that you can randomly email creepy things to.
2. If you see a hardo on the sideline this season during an NFL game give me a shout so I can make sure Robby knows whats up. At this point he sort of expects me to have his back with these type of things and I wouldn’t want to let him down.












awful attempt at the harry carey hot dog joke rip off big cat, clean that shit up. That was neil level bro, not a good look.
This is fucking brilliant, nice work. Serious stalking dedication. As a fellow dirtbag stalker I appreciate you going the extra mile to be creepy as hell.
Jesu Christ these emails had me dying. This guy probably has no idea what to think
“Long time no speak brother” made me laugh.
Name is Chris Fischetti, could try chris.fischetti@bills.nfl.net
Laughed the whole way through.
the fuck?
Pretty sure this is the funniest thing I’ve read on the Stool, after Howitzer0gate, of course.
Troll
I like. Make moar.
haha big cat may be the funniest blogger on this website, bravo A+
I was greatly disappointed when your follow-up was back to Rob. I was praying/hoping you had emailed the mini-Bill and got him to be your new BFF.
You should email the midge And cc Robby
Band geek with the pet iguana had me cracking up at my desk so loud a couple of coworkers came over and read the email exchange. Big cat, you need to set up some valkyrie plot against neil. He definitely had Reptiles in high school hinking his ball python would make him cool and/or get him laid.
so you just bugged the shit out of some guy with non-funny emails for a few months. weak sauce bro.
^^^^
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Tom, Nonfunny emails? I bet you think your screen name on here is fucking hilarious. You probably spent a solid 20 minutes deciding on that and two other “weak sauce” names.
brilliant!! A+
@crazyjoe. Perfectly placed, just lost it when I clicked
A+ blog Big Cat. The fact that you still “work” for Neil is a travesty. Email exchanges between Barstool bloggers and the public are consistently hilarious.
Gotta give credit where it’s due… That was some solid work and definitely worth a good set of laughs… Keep this up and Chicago BSS may not be doomed after all…
Keep up the good work BigCat A+ blog all the way around.
whole tone of this blog reeks of Dadboner
So good.
This is just a rip off of Dadboner, but in real life and not that funny
Big Cat crushing it.
this is fucking hilarious. you have to respect this kind of dedication and time commitment
10000% chance that Tom and Stoner have mounds of hair sticking out of their ears.
A+. Fuck Neil and whitesoxdave
This was such a fucking waste of time. I can’t even formulate a response. Just fucking kill yourself big cat
I mean phenomenal emails. This woulda been A+ if he actually replied to you more than once
“well egg on my face”
Top 5 funniest things i’ve ever read! EXCELLENT BIG CAT! EXCELLENT!
This had me cracking up! Great blog BigCat.
Bigcat. So hot right now. Bigcat.
unreal. neil out, big cat in
Fuckin BigCat absolutely killin it
Funniest thing in stool history next to the blog with that douche at the Stanford orientation who jumped on the cafeteria table and almost died except big cat had to actually put in the work.
haha dude this shit was amazing hahahaha
yeah, this is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on the stool. Keep it up, kid, you might have a future in this biz