This is when reality set in.

 

So today sucks. KFC talked about it this morning, how today is one of the worst days of the year. And while I wholeheartedly agree, I also am not going to sit idly by and be a pussy about it. Complaining is for women and children. Men take the day back. And I know what you’re saying to yourself right now, Hey Big Cat, I have buffalo wing diarrhea, I’m hungover, football is over, and my job sucks, how could I possibly make things better? Well, the answer is simple. Its my tried and true funk buster. Step 1, buy something awesome that you don’t actually need. Step 2, find a hot chick and masturbate.

Step 1 – Hand Claw. Do I need a Hand Claw? No. Do I want a Hand Claw. Fuck yes I do. Boom, handclaw purchased.

Also got myself this nice Monopoly Money tie. Wasn’t planning on buying two things but when a Monopoly Money tie is only 14.95 my hand/zombie demon skull claw is tied. I had no choice. Besides, the tie is literally made out of money, Pays for itself.

 

 

Step 2- Since you’re at work right now and can’t frequent many “adult” sites, lets just go with a new Rosie Jones photo shoot. I love this girl. And I have a sneaking suspicion that she loves men that wear Wolverine Claws and Board Game ties. Done and Done, funk officially busted.

 

NSFW Video kind of artsy though so you’re probably cool

NSFW Video 2 also artsy, you’re totally fine