Source - Ahead of an international convention of Real Doll fans set to take place in Brazil, the country’s leading sex toy retailer Sexônico is offering inanimate women enthusiasts the chance to be the first to sleep with the country’s first locally manufactured Real Doll, Valentina. The bidding for “Valentina’s virginity” currently stands at over $100,000, which sounds like a lot for a one night stand with a sex doll, and it is. But Sexônico insists Valentina is no ordinary doll: Her state-of-the-art skin has the same texture as human skin, and can be soaked in water without being damaged, if that’s your concern.

 

Not for nothing but I have absolutely had sex with girls uglier than Valentina. Way uglier. Yeah it only cost me about $45 worth of Miller Lite at the bar and a pretty good chunk of my pride and overall happiness instead of 100 large. And the person was an actual living, breathing human being but still. Way uglier.

Plus she’s Brazilian which is just great. I mean you always hear so much about those Brazilian chicks. They’re fun loving, like to party, have the best asses on the planet. On and on it goes. Only problem is their country is full of tanned Brazilian dudes so normal white guys have like zero shot. Well not anymore. Not with Valentina in the mix. Just have to drop a cool $100k and you can pop Valentina’s cherry and have her locked up hook, line and sinker for life. Sure that money could be better spent on literally anything else but guaranteed sex whenever you want basically pays for itself.