Who Says Chivalry Is Dead?
Hey bro, good job good effort but remember rule #1: Lie when you have to. It’s no use being nice and complimenting a chick if you tell a girl she’s THICK right off the bat. Basically just shooting yourself right in the dick. I mean the rest of it was spot on. Telling her to wear smaller shorts, writing out “Mmm”, the line about checking out her tits. All gold and totally not creepy whatsoever. Just edit out that first sentence and you’re in.
Kate Upton is “thick” and she’s fucking gorgeous
the fuck is this shit?
WTF is this Neil?
Is that chick 7’4″?
Go suck on sack neil
Does that say “eatable”? Jesus, Hannibal, why don’t ya turn it down a couple bottles of Chianti.
“eatable thighs.” Yeah, son.
What are the odds this bitch turns into a skin suit?
neil may not be gay, but he’ll definitely hold one in his mouth until it goes limp
Neil your handwriting sucks, and I thought you liked guys with clean haircuts.
Neil doesn’t your boyfriend like when you call him “thick” u cock gobbler
Should have drawn a bigger donk !
Seems like this bitch has some saggy tits…
What an ass. Is this the smokeshow of the day? Because I just spent my first load.
hotter than the smokes u post
no reference to what this is, or who wrote it? wtf. awful
I wonder if Neil says, “this is the one” before he submits each blog.
I don’t usually comment, but people are right, you fucking suck Neil…what is this and where did it come from? that would be an essential part to anyone giving a fuck or potentially laughing at this piece of shit blog.
@vermont Kate Upton is the bellymonster.