Whitesox Dave’s Top 5 AJ Moments With the Sox

So AJ signed a 1 year, 7.5 million dollar deal with Texas a few days ago. Cannot believe the Sox wouldn’t nut up and toss him a 1 year deal for 10 million or so; he’s coming off a career year and is the most durable catcher of the last decade. The guy’s earned it. I hate to see him go, and think Tyler Flowers is fucking terrible, so this has been really hard on me as well and a lot of Sox fans. Mark it down – Josh Phegley will be starting by June.
Anyways, I think a big reason I loved him so much as a player was that I saw a lot of myself in him. I played just like him back in my D3 days. Savvy baserunning. Shit talking. Playing hungover 99 percent of games. God damn I’m gonna miss that bastard. It’s only a matter of time before him and the Hawkeroo are teaming up in the booth together. So without further ado, here’s a list of AJ’s top 5 moments with the Sox.
5. AJ’s go ahead homerun against the Cubbies in 2006 Crosstown Classic at Wrigley
This may have only made the list because of “The Punch”. AJ, in typical AJ fashion, hits a go ahead bomb off Ryan Dempster in the 9th. Just rubbing the Cubs’ noses in it.
4. AJ’s walkoff homerun against the Dodgers in 2005
I was actually at this game, and experienced a great father/son bonding moment at it. I went with my dad and sat in our season ticket seats in section 158 right behind the Sox bullpen. My dad had been buying me beers for me the whole game all up until the last call in the 7th. I was just a young, supple 16 year old at the time. After AJ’s bomb we exchanged high fives with everyone (and Man Soo Lee) and walked out to the car. We had a good 15 minute argument about who would drive home cuz we’d both be over the limit. Obviously I sucked it up and drove. I tell this story to this day, and it’s all thanks to AJ.
3. AJ’s two homeruns against Boston in game one of the 2005 ALDS
Guess who was at this game? You guessed it, Whitesoxdave. My buddy Scott and I bought the cheapest tickets we could find. As soon as we got inside the Stadium, we knew we could sit in better seats, so we paid a young African American ticket taker like 10 bucks to let us walk passed him at the bottom of the Fundamentals Deck. After we settled into our seats in the Fandeck, Scott and I had found yet another African American fellow who decided he didn’t need to card us for beer. We took full advantage of this. The Sox went on to win 14-2 thanks to AJ’s two bombs. I went on to get a drinking ticket in the parking lot.
2. “The Punch” in 2006 Crosstown Classic
This video is is the EPITOME of AJ, and this was when the Crosstown Classic was at it’s best. The Cubs were a big laughing stock this year, (surprise surprise) and the Sox were on their way to another 90 win season. And I know what you’re thinking – no, I wasn’t at this game. I was at the game the next day.
1. The “Dropped Third Strike”
Holy shit was this playoff run magical, and AJ was the center of it all. Did former Sox player Josh Paul drop the ball? Probably not. Did the umpire make one of the worst calls ever? More than likely. But AJ being AJ runs out the ball just in case and the Sox go on to win. I still watch these videos and it really brings me back. We’ll miss ya, AJ.

Whitesoxdave – fuck your mother. A.J. is the biggest prick n baseball. You know it, I know, and fuck you.
with or without aj sox don’t have a shot at the playoffs same position as the cubs sitting home in october
I still think people are underestimating Tyler Flowers. Dude has never had a chance to play on a regular basis and he has some potential as a batter, not to mention he has a better arm than AJ. I’m holding my judgement of Flowers until June or July after he’s had the chance to play consistently.
wow. you’re an awful blogger and your father was a terrible father
wait, you played d3 baseball? WOW! can you tell us more?
10 era in d3, I wouldn’t be parading the fact you played in college around. Something you should probably keep on the DL.
Wow, your dad is a piece of shit for making his drunk 16 year old son drive home. No wonder you’re such a fucking loser.
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Ahh look, they let the fat boy blog on Christmas Eve, when the rest of the crew is off.
Damn, i just forced myself to actually read the blog and holy shit fat dave, just holy shit. I mean holy fucking shit
Did you just brag about your dad getting your fat 16 yr old self boozed up and letting you drive home? Dad that lets his kid have some beers: cool. Dad that proceeds to let same wasted son drive home, risk death, jail, future: retarded, alcoholic piece of trash. No shock you scumbags are white sox and pierzynski fans.
you fucking suck dick at blogging about the whitesox. you know fucking nothing, we shouldve let AJ go, its time. and no one gives a flying fuck about your fat ass playing d3 baseball. I put forth more effort to drag my lazy ass to the rec 4 days a week than you did to play glorified little league baseball that you call college athletics. absolute crock of shit they let your unathlectic fatass onto an athletic field. oh ya, and your dad is an absolute scumbag. go fuck yourself pussy
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I wish you would have crashed on the way home in 2005. Two less whiskey tango inbred fucks in the world!
Biggest troll blog I’ve ever read.
aj pieraskfljasflkj is a faggot
Larcenist you are so fucking gay.
kyleortonsneckbeard, White Sox are not even close to done making moves yet you fuckin moron. We’re gonna add like 3-4 more guys. You Cub fans are the fucking worst baseball fans ever.