Well I Found The Most Whipped Man On The Face Of The Earth
Remember back in Sex-Ed when they would show you some weird outdated video about birth control and using a condom and how important both are to avoiding unwanted pregnancy? Well fuck that video. This is the best PSA I have ever seen when it comes to wrapping up or pulling out or just never having sex ever again in your life. I honestly want to kill myself for just watching this video. Because as tough and cool as I act now, I know where I’m headed. I know this is me in 15 years. Yeah I won’t make a rap video and act like a total pussy, but I know I’ll have kids and a nagging wife that absolutely RUINS fun Big Cat. Its inevitable and it makes me want to cry.
PS
You cargo short wearers out there still think its cool?
If I was friends with this guy, I would be forced to kill him
i hope his wife sees this video and leaves him
This dude should be completely ashamed of himself. I would’ve hung myself from a ceiling fan during the making of this video if I was him.
His wife is fucking useless, but I bet his cunt stinks worse than hers.
What. The. Fuck.
He was obviously a full blown cunt before he got married or put on the cargo shorts.
this is where his rap game takes off.
Jesus Christ guy, grow a fuckin backbone.
This guy has no penis
Father of two…this guy gives us all a bad name…dick and balls were in his wife’s purse LONG ago…pussy
This guy was probably fat as shit in highschool/college.. never touched a pussy in his life til his religious freak of a wife married him for his personality and now he’s the biggest pussy ever.
This is a spoof making fun of loser Dads.
bigcat…we’ve all seen pics of you. no way you’re ever having kids let alone getting married. real talk
never knew neil had a wife and kids
Guy must have edited out last task, “untuck dick before you go to bed”
all you young guys out there don’t know what you are in for….drink and fuck as much as possible now. FAT GIRLS, UGLY GIRLS, doesn’t matter…….just as much drugs, booze and pussy as possible….because it all comes to a end. AND THEN YOU END UP LIKE THIS GUY….
Arni Palmi alert!
this guy eats gerber baby food just so his kids will
FOR SOME REASON I WANT TO NAIL IS WIFE, YOU CAN TELL SHE IS A CUM DUMPSTER AND HALF BRO
This would last about a week for me before I swallowed the business end of a 12 gauge.
This guy’s wife must cheat on him weekly
I wanna kill this guy’s wife and kids.
i’d rather have a never-before-discovered STD than to be this guy. like a full blown STD that hurts so bad i have to use steel wool to scratch it just to ease the itching pain.
What’s wrong with cargo shorts? What am I supposed to wear??
The little girl singing the hook was adorable… we should set her up with Brady’s kid
this guy needs to kill himself yesterday
Cargo shorts FTW
Fuck this guy