I don’t think a week has ever gone by slower in my entire life. The Thanksgiving hangover has hit harder this year for me and everyone I know than ever before. I feel like I’m at a NASCAR race bored out of my skull and ten hours later when I look up to see if the race is over the lap switches from “1″ to “2″ with 498 more to go. Just brutal beyond words. Anyway here’s some chicks with awesome tits looking like they could lube up a slip and slide being turned on by some suped up cars. Literally the only thing that’s kept me going this week is the idea that one day I can buy a fast car and convince women way outside my league to let me drive around and maybe get some dinner or touch them after.