Wake Up With Jynx Maze
After the beauteous fire red hair of Faye Reagan yesterday I had to come back and balance out the scales, this time with dark skinned tan stunner Jynx Maze. The first time I saw her on camera it was like seeing the Roy Hobbs of porn. Or anal. Maybe the Roy Hobbs of anal is more accurate.
Send any wake up suggestions to chicagotips@barstoolsports.com

I guess I’m just a tit man. Gigantic asses like this make me sad.
Totally inappropriate pants for the playground.
You finally did something right you fucking queerball
Kneel…seriously…four fucking letters you fucking ding dong…NSFW…I was 100% behind this today until I got to that…jesus christ….Prez, fire this fucktard already….
Too bad you woke up Kneel
not a bad start Neil, you better bring the smut strong today to make up for your “smoke” yesterday.
But not bad on the wake up.
Did somebody just say “gigantic asses”? Time for a trip to the optometrist old boy.
Neil, this is the first thing you have done that is worth looking at.