Wait, Did You Guys Think I Actually Forgot Ashley Greene’s Birthday Today? HA
My number 1? Forget her birthday? Fuck no. I’ve been thinking about sniffing her hair all day long.
*I totally forgot. Worst internet boyfriend ever.
My number 1? Forget her birthday? Fuck no. I’ve been thinking about sniffing her hair all day long.
*I totally forgot. Worst internet boyfriend ever.
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her hands are bigger than yours, not a good look big cat.
Take an internet lap, big cat. She’s gonna be so internet mad at you when you get internet home.
So she better be featured tomorrow then somehow right?
you should give her some internet donkey punches
can’t decide which video is better, this or robby’s batman video. definitely need to make more videos though.
I find it hilarious that you couldn’t start the music, then begin recording your video. “It’s just you and me” still gets me every time.
You draw a heart like a retard
i like my own comments
That whispering gives it a stalker vibe. You’re not a stalker are you?
That video was fantastic. Holy shit.
Ashley Greene’s senior superlative was “Voted Most Likely to Be Handcuffed to an Internet Blogger’s Radiator”… I dunno man sounds like fate to me
im sure glad i called that guy…
Almost choked from laughing so hard at that video. Big Cat going above and beyond once again.
Bryan Beer II definitely gave her birthday oral for the ages. She likely stalked Big Cat in return for his stalking her, watched the radio show, fell madly in love with Beer II (honestly, who wouldn’t?), then invited him to go down on her for her birthday. And Big Cat isn’t even mad about that.
The weirdest part of that entire video is your methodology for drawing hearts… the sign of a true maniac.
have you ever internet shocked her?
You need to film a Robby, Bryan Beer II and Ashley threesome and you needed to film it yesterday.
A+ video. F- heart drawing.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Ashley_Greene_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/220px-Ashley_Greene_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg Not lookin’ too good in this picture.
i would very much like to give her the most unsatisfying sex of her life
I could have sex with her bellybutton and it would be the best 20 seconds of my life.
Eric Clapton did not sing Lady in Red.
hahaha! good work!
is it going to be weird for your real girlfriend when you run into ashley greene randomly on the street and whip out a ring you were carrying around in case that happened and ask her to marry you? not that you should give a fuck but i was just curious
Your paint skills are elementary at best