Just to recap: Being a skinny supermodel doing the dougie at a Clippers game = Hot. Eating your body weight in cheese and french fries after becoming famous and fake raping for a headphone company = Gross.

PS – I held out forever on thinking Kate Upton was fat but after seeing this pic I think there’s about a 99% chance she did this shoot for Skull Candy thinking she’d get to eat actual candy all day.