Vanilla Ice Owns A Light Fixture Company And Frankly I Don’t See This Ending Well
I bet these lights will be the hottest thing in the light fixture game for like 3 weeks and then everyone will realize they fucking suck and they’re just a rip-off of other lights and soon nobody will buy them again and the only time you’ll only be able to see them will be lighting up the background as fixtures on shows like Celebrity Rehab and the Surreal Life.
PS – All kidding aside he sold the shit out of that Ice Bronze chandelier piece. Lights lights baby indeed bro.
this blog is like a giant metaphor for your career at barstool. so much twitter hype for like a week, and then constant shit
Just a motherfucker following his passion for dropping sick jams and providing quality light fixtures. That’s as American as apple pie.
Vanilla Ice’s resume has to be the most random thing in existence.
ESPN.com – Vonn crashes, tears ACL, MCL in right knee – 25 minutes ago
“And frankly I don’t see this ending well.” Might as well be the motto for every blog you’ve ever written.
He’s working. Good for him.
some of you from western pennsylvania may know my father, tony perkis senior, the light fixture king
Well said, Cutler. Lets go find ur wife.
Neil, I would rather have Vanilla Ice marry my daughter than read one more of your shitty blogs. Die in a Fire.
Alright Neil, you could had worked on this one a little bit harder, but like I’ve been saying all day buddy, you’re doing a fine job!
When you’re jealous of Vanilla Ice having a light fixture store? You just might be ready for some therapy.
White rapper has a job. This is news.
Neil, do they force you to do terrible blog topics like this or do you pick these topics on your own?
incoming blog on the transparent dress in 3….2…..
See white rappers get a job when they need money…can we say the same for black rappers?
i hate that i know this but vanilla ice has been building and renovating million dollar homes for years. this will probably end very well for him.