Update From Yesterday – Steven Crowder Challenges Guy Who Sucker Punched Him To A Sanctioned MMA Fight. I Challenge Crowder To A Seagal Style “No Rules No Witnesses” Brawl
Crowder dresses like such a dickhead
“This man has two choices. We are going to find him. He can come forward, and confess and he will go to jail.” Crowder said, “Or option #2, he can face me in the people’s octagon and all the money raised to find him will be donated to his union of choice if he beats me in a legally sanctioned mixed martial arts bout. He can go to jail, or he can fight me legally and, if he wins, he can get a huge pay day for his union of choice.” Crowder stated that he has some martial arts training, much of which he did not use while being assaulted because, in his words “I believe that if I would have defended myself I would have been killed where I stood.”
I have to admit, I was all over the map on this move. At first I thought it was legit and I almost respected Steven Crowder for 1 second but then I remembered he’s Steven Crowder and he can’t do anything without being a tremendous asshole about it. Crying to everyone, calling the sucker punch an assault and a felony.
And yeah I guess it technically is an assault, but who the fuck calls a simple sucker punch a felony? You know who? People who are attention seeking whores. Who challenge old, fat, out of shape men to “sanctioned” MMA fights just so they can get more publicity. Like I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Crowder makes this guy take a piss test before the fight. Probably will call the whole thing off at the last minute because the guy smoked a joint at a Kid Rock concert 3 weeks ago. And that’s why this move is total bullshit. You want to challenge someone to a fight? You do it like a man. Like Seagal. No rules, no witnesses, one man walks out. Doing it this way worse than just suing the guy because at least when you sue someone you’re admitting to the world you’re a total pussy. This is just putting on heirs that you’re not a douchebag, and we all know that’s not true.
So here it is Crowder, me and you. This is my official Invitation. No rules, No Witnesses. I’m a gentleman but I’m a warrior, if you want to find me, come find me, just make sure you bring that leather coat and smug face.
In case you guys forgot who we’re dealing with here….
Crowder stated that he has some martial arts training, much of which he did not use while being assaulted because, in his words “I believe that if I would have defended myself I would have been killed where I stood.”
That’s essentially being the guy who starts to act tough when the bouncers show up and everyone is separated. Yeah bro, I’m sure you have TONS of training in martial arts that didn’t use. Get the fuck out of here.