Typical Soccer Fans Throwing Live Explosives On The Field And Shit
At this point if you’re a professional soccer goalie and you don’t play for the LA Galaxy or the Chicago Fire or any other American team you’re just an idiot. Like yeah I’m sure it’s great being a hero in other parts of the world and having soccer WAG’s suck your dick constantly but all that goes to waste the second Lionel Messi blasts 4 goals in your net and fans are raining explosives on top of you. No substitution, no goalie controversy, just c4 straight to the dome until you’re dead. No thanks.

hey fuck face, its soccer, who gives a shit? kill yourself.
Can we get Big Cat to edit all of neil’s posts like Elain edited that viet nam guys articles for her peterman catelog?
neil you dont even know which hand you throw a ball with yet, pretty sure you don’t have a choice whether or not to play professional soccer. do i want to keep reading your disasterous blogs? no thanks.
…but i will keep reading your disasterous blogs because i’m bored
looked real hurt, until he got up and ran away on the second explosion.
I would never fuck with a European soccer fan, player on the other hand, no problem
Neil do you have any fucking idea how much money they make? It would be enough to get you out of your parents basement, and you could quit your side job servicing glory holes in park restrooms.
Why the hell would you fake an injury before the game even started? Not like the referee is going to give the bomber a red card. Certainly was moving with a purpose after the second ICBM hit.