UK - George Dalmon, a former rugby player, and his friend Andy Miles were banned from all-you-can-eat restaurant, Gobi, In Brighton, after the manager branded them “a couple of pigs”. The men would each eat five bowls of stir-fry during their regular meals at the Mongolian barbecue, which invites guests to create their own dishes from the buffet. Diners are told they can request meals “as many times as you wish” for £12.

The manager, who did not want to be named, said the two friends were eating him out of business. He said: “Basically they just come in and pig out. We have put up with them for two years but I’ve had enough. “They are in such a hurry to beat everyone to the food they spoil everything. We are supposed to be a buffet but they eat everything out of the bowls before people can get there. We just can’t keep doing this.” He said diners drank only water and never paid the optional service charge. He added: “We are not a charity, we’re a business. It’s our restaurant and we can tell people not to come back if we don’t want them to.”

But Mr Dalmon, 26, said the restaurant should honour its promotion. He said: “They’ve only got small bowls and you can’t get enough in there so we always go back for more. “We’ve been eating there for a couple of years then suddenly the owner came to our table in front of all the customers and went absolutely mental. He said we were a couple of pigs and we were banned for life. I couldn’t believe it.”

Kind of a tough story to take sides on. One the one hand you have this totally delusional Mongolian man running an all you can eat BBQ that gets upset when people come in and go ham like Jessica Simpson on a preggers feeding frenzy for taking him up on his promotion. But on the other hand you have these two stomach holding faggots exclusively eating stir-fry at a buffet joint which is just fucking ridiculous. Like they’re purposely fucking with him or something. No mac n’ cheese, no short ribs, no fried chicken, no soft serve. It’s like going to a hooker for the conversation and a spanking. Straight loon town. But I guess that’s what you should expect when you run a 12 euro Mongolian BBQ in England. Dirty wankers like these two are gonna come in and eat you out of business. Tough cookies Mongolian man. Suck it up or be out.