Top 5 Tastiest NBA Wives And Their Corresponding Cereal
So obviously by now everyone knows that last night KG and Melo got in a fight because KG allegedly said Melo’s wife Lala tasted like Honey Nut Cheerios. Well obviously I have to rank my top 5 favorite NBA wives/girlfriends and their corresponding cereal. That’s what makes Barstool, Barstool. Giving you the lists you need even though you didn’t know you needed them.
5. Lindsay Davis/Lucky Charms (Omer Asik’s Girlfriend)
Just getting a real Lucky Charms vibe from Lindsay Davis. Maybe a touch too much makeup/sugar but I would eat a whole box (see what I did there?) in 1.4 seconds. Such a treat. Mmmmm!
4.Brandi Garnett/Coco Krispies (KG’s Wife)
Only fair that we put KG’s wife in here since he was the reason for this entire post/fad. And just so we’re clear, I didn’t pick Cocoa Krispies because I think Brandi Garnett tastes like chocolate, I did it because she’s black.
3. Meghan Allen/Corn Pops (Devin Harris’s Girlfriend)
Hey Big Cat, that was so racist bro. You just called Brandi Garnett a cocoa krispy. First of all, no it wasn’t, it was a joke, and second, racism goes both ways, that’s why Meghan Allen is Corn Pops. Chick looks exactly like a Corn Pop.
2. Whitney Wonnacot/Cheerios (Wife of Jimmer Fredette)
Cheerios. Too easy. She’s totally Cheerios.
1. Adriana Lima/Kashi (Wife of Marko Jaric)
Adriana Lima is more Kashi than Jimmer’s wife is Cheerios, that’s how Kashi she is. Exotic cereal for an exotic woman.
1,254. Khloe Kardashian/Gruel




















I didn’t think gruel was a real thing when I heard it on the office from prison mike
I figured Khloe as more of a brown sugar instant oatmeal type of gal. It’s easy and fat.
Dwight Howard’s girlfriend= No cereal, just the milk please
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Pgsk0MCYIds/UDyuaNg_rvI/AAAAAAAAD9Y/8cRAXGHwCoA/s1600/dwight-howard-girlfriend-hope-alexa-2.jpg
Marko Jaric is the pinnacle of out kicking your coverage.
Lindsay Davis is definitely a screamer
idk why but i find it hilarious when you go “hey big cat, but…” .
When I saw that last one I lost it. Hahaha. First time I’ve laughed on barstool Chicago but it was worth the wait
Brandi Garnett line killed me.
Gruel! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Fire Neil! Fire Neil!
Brilliant
When I saw that last one I lost it. Hahaha. First time I’ve laughed on barstool Chicago but it was worth the wait
Nailed it.
Corn pops now provides fiber? May have to go pick up a box.
Omer Asik is with that?!? I hate that I’m not a famous athlete…
Your a funny mother fucker
Derrick Rose’s wife has to be “Honey Smacks” or that “Cinnamon Churro” cereal. Shits fucking disappointing.
I can’t believe that Omer Asik has a hotter girl with him than D-Rose.
Hahahahaha
google imaged searched “gruel” and was not disappointed!
Horrible blog til you got to the gruel. A+!
Khloe Kardashian is a monster
djc
“I didn%u2019t pick Cocoa Krispies because I think Brandi Garnett tastes like chocolate, I did it because she%u2019s black”
With your hard-hitting journalistic investigations and your straight-shooting, you have earned my respect, big cat
“I didn%u2019t pick Cocoa Krispies because I think Brandi Garnett tastes like chocolate, I did it because she%u2019s black”
With your hard-hitting journalistic investigations and your straight-shooting, you have earned my respect, big cat
Khloe is definitely Irish Steelcut Oatmeal with apple & bacon chunks. It’s heavy, chunky and makes you shit later.
No idea how Jaric leaves the house with that at home
best article ive seen on barstool
Funniest thing I have ever read in my life
Lima and Marko…. who do you think is reaching in that relationship?
i’d put the glaze all over Meghan Allen
This list has to include JJ Barea’s wife, who was Ms. Universe and is an absolute smokeshow.
hahahaha gruel.. im not even kidding.. that got the hardest laugh out of me in a few years.. im literally crying… “please sir i want some more” (if you dont know its from oliver twist).. haha great work big cat.. lol
Wtf with Brandi Garnett? Wtf bro? Being a Rockets fan I’m way surprised to see Asik pulling some heat…nice job for the Turk