Top 5 Michael Jordan Moments For His 50th Birthday
So MJ turns 50 on Sunday. Pretty crazy to think that he hasn’t played basketball in almost a decade. Anyway, in tribute to the career of the greatest basketball player of all time (not a discussion, that’s a fact) Here are my Top 5 greatest Jordan Moments. Figured since its Friday afternoon and everyone is trying to kill the clock I’d throw in as many youtubes as I could find. Take a trip down memory lane. Don’t care if you weren’t a Bulls fan, you’ll still appreciate it, besides, I’m pretty sure everyone on planet earth was a Michael Jordan fan.
Note – This list could be done thousands of different ways. I left a bunch of other moments in honorable mentions, but honestly, each one could be in the Top 5.
5. 63 Point Against Celtics
So yes the Bulls lost this game but there are a few very important reasons this is on the list.
1) This is a postseason record that still hasn’t been broken. Over 25 years and no one has beaten it. That’s unreal.
2) The 86′ Celtics were one of the best teams of all time, and the 86′ Bulls was Michael Jordan and no one else. No Pippen. No Horace Grant or Steve Kerr. Its was MJ all on his own.
3) He didn’t hit any Three pointers. 63 points and no three pointers. That’s almost impossible.
4) The famous Larry Bird Quote “Today God was disguised as Michael Jordan”. That about sums up this game.
4. Shot Over Ehlo
Fading left, shooting right. As Doug Collins famously said “That play was give the ball to Michael, and everyone else get the fuck out of the way”.
3. The Shrug
Maybe the best reaction by any athlete ever. MJ basically saying, what do you want me to do, I’m just flat out better than everyone else on the court. 6 three pointers, 35 points, all in the first half. Unreal.
2. Flu Game
Now I know there is some speculation that MJ wasn’t as sick as he was letting on in this game. Fine. Whatever. Both stories are equally as incredible. Either he was insanely sick and was able to will himself to 38 points and a Game 5 victory. OR he was sort of sick and basically gamed the entire Jazz team and organization into thinking they’d get a weakened MJ. Either way this is one of those games that everyone remembers. Vividly remember the ice bag falling off his neck and MJ looking like he was about to die, only to come right back out and single handily murder the Jazz.
1. The Final Shot
I said this yesterday but I’ll say it again, As a hater there is nothing more that I love in the world than when a player absolutely SILENCES a crowd. That moment when 20,000 people go completely mute, interspersed with one or two shrieks of horror. Add in the fact that at the time this was most likely MJ’s last game (we’ll just forget about the Wizards in its entirerty) and this is the perfect moment. The best in the world coming up in the biggest spot. The steal, the shot. Absolutely perfect.
Honorable Mentions
-Pass to Kerr – Love this play. MJ just showing the world that winning is number 1 and being the hero doesn’t matter if you don’t have the rings.
-Dunk Contest - If you didn’t have this poster in your room (or the Wings one) growing up, then your parents either didn’t love you or were poor.
-Dunk Over Ewing - Nothing better than Knicks Bulls in the 90′s, especially because the Knicks never ever won.
-Playing for the White Sox – Memorable in the, that was cool but we all sort of want to forget it type of way.
-Fathers Day Championship - Awesome moment. First full year back after “retiring”
-Double Nickel vs Knicks - Right in Spike Lee’s stupid Midget face.
-92 Dream Team – Best basketball team of all time, also when he didn’t allow Isiah to be on the team. Boss Move.
-Changes Hands Mid Air – Up there with Dr. J’s under the hoop layup for best basketball highlight of all time.
-Game winning dunk for the TuneSquad – Best dunk ever?
Best Commercials – Toss Up, Like Mike vs McDonalds HORSE
Fuck Dude Perfect
This will be in your head for the rest of the day.
So there it is. I’m sure I missed a few in there somewhere. Best player of all time, a million highlights. No one will ever come close.





HOw beating the MONstars isnt number 1 is beyond me
I’ll agree with willburham, you realize he saved the world with that TuneSquad dunk right?
greatest athlete of all time*
The final shot still gives me chills
oh thank god, i thought you’d do more than 5…
The shrug Is so fucking baller
Is that Big Daddy Smooth’s dad at 2:14 in the 63 point video?
I really miss that awful 90′s fashion.
Suck a dick, whitesoxdave.
I remember watching the Final Shot against Utah, I was 8 years old. I remember celebrating with the family. Then 30 minutes I started crying because I knew that was the last time he’d be in a Bulls uni. We were truly blessed to have seen him play here.
Worst 5 –
Retirement #3
Retirement #1
Playing baseball
playing for the Wizards
Those jeans
those glass gatorade bottles were pure lunacy
I think “The Sick Game” should be renamed “The Hangover Game” .
HE DUNKED ON DIKEMBE AND WAVED HIS FINGER IN HIS BIG UGLY FACE THIS NEEDS TO BE ON HERE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkc1YLpeKsA
Too bad LeBron could bulldoze right over him. If they played 1v1, MJ would probably be a bitch and start calling fouls like Michael Irvin in The Longest Yard.
Also too bad his gambling problem got his dad shot…
Oh yeah, too bad he had to play baseball because David Stern was going to suspend him for said gambling.
egrubbsuk, you mad bro? You realize Lebron has 4 inches and 40 lbs on MJ, and MJ is still better.
Why has his 50th birthday been celebrated for the past 2 weeks and it’s still 2 days away?
This commercial is pretty dope too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gzSm8p2qvY
The only thing that would be better than the Jordan Era of the 90s would be if the Jordan Era was happening now.
is Jordan un-retiring? Is it 1997? Why are we talking about this turd?
just saw the headline, I’m the turd, my bad. still, who cares?
great post Mo.
Jordan deserves all the fawning he gets.
strength
height
speed
quickness
fundamentals
passion
ice in the veins
heart
As perfect a player as they make
makes more sense that this was a big cat post..
my bad
@egrubbsuk, you mean a SF/PF could overpower a SG? I did not know that. I’m sure you also believe that Lebron can guard PF’s? Yes he can do it today, because there are about 3 of them that can play (and James can’t guard none of those). Also, MJ never scored 18ppg in the NBA Finals, and he played in an era where defense were allowed to touch players, there was always 1-2 BIG guys in the paint and you couldn’t just walk down the lane without putting the ball on the floor. I’d pay half a year’s salary if someone could bring the 1989 Pistons to face Bryant and James .Would love to see those guys shoot about 30% for a series and cry to the referees with Rodman hanging on them for 48 minutes.
nicely done, langdon
MICHAEL FUCKING JORDAN!
Who ever says LeBron in his prime (as in now/next few years) would beat MJ in his prime 1v1 is retarded. Not only was he the best offensive player in history and a defensive monster, he’s THE BEST TRASH TALKER OF ALL TIME. He would literally fuck LeBrons tiny fragile mind before the first dribble of the game.
alright now someone help me off of this soapbox.
my favorite Jordan highlight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BASsFTAAw_w&t=3m0s
I still have that dunk contest poster hanging up in my room. Glad I don’t have some bitch girlfriend to make me take it down.
Jordan is pretty sweet and all, but the big story here should be Cliff Robinson’s headband game.
I need MJ’s outfit from the McDonald’s commercial, and I needed it yesterday. The broads will come crawling.
I don’t want to start any shit, but you could make an argument for Oscar Robertson being the greatest player ever. Just because he played before the media age(and before the 3 pt line) doesn’t mean his stats weren’t staggering. So Big Cat saying “it isn’t a discussion” is a bit off. You could certainly discuss The Big O and MJ.
So Jordan couldn’t win championships by himself? That’s news to me