Tippy Toe City – Population, Schefter
Love it. Schefter literally running down the list of ways to try and not be a midget.
-Tippy toes? Check.
-Chest puffed out to give your height depth? Check.
-Shortest athlete in the NFL? Check.
-Pushing Russell Wilson down with your right hand to get that extra centimeter? Check.
Its like when I catch a fish and hold it as close to the camera as possible so everyone thinks it was a monster. That’s Schefter’s life now. The watchdog never sleeps. He knows that.
PS
Seriously though, midget legs.
That interception was painful to watch
all schefter is thinking about is what to shove down for his next meal.
I thought that was that black physicist who’s on History Channel.
he runs like a fucking chick.
Dude in white at the :15 mark = kid with down syndrome?
i want to buy Big Cat for Wrestlemania
Isn’t Russell Wilson 5’8”?
I like the effort, but I dunno… maybe he’s not THAT short? Then again I’m 6′ 3 and take bigger dumps than him though.
He’s also a little more forward… depth perception adds a little.
I eat burritos bigger than you
snooki’s boyfriend joke!
Looks like a charity event to me all right
Are those Timberlands … painted black?
p.s. “face” with the worst comment in the history of the stool
Russell Wilson looking a little gay.
@4guys: eat a penis
played in that flag football game, can confirm schefter is a midget.
somebody needs to snap a pic of him leaving a convenience store
schefter’s pinky looks like a baby penis
holy sausage fingers, at least he can pride himself on having bigger hands than the watchdog
Love the Stuart Scott call on the pick “getting some height” YES
cancer or not, stuart scotts eye constantly is aimed at rio
IS HE WEARING CARGO SHORTS?
literally don’t understand why you rip on this guy’s height. It’s funny when you blog about Lange as your dad, but bitching about this cocky man’s height proves nothing, sorry his genetics are dogshit but he still logs his time in on Sportscenter. With that said, as a true Chicagoan, please give up on the Shefter shit and focus your time on Clubber for the weekend.
Russel Wilson’s listed height is 5’11″, which by NFL standards means he’s probably 5’9″-5’10″… End of story, Schefter is fucking 5’4″ and on his tippy toes. You’re watch-dogging the shit out of him BigCat. Keep it up
“Its like when I catch a fish and hold it as close to the camera as possible so everyone thinks it was a monster”
And by “catching a fish” you meannn….
poppasmurff just proved himself to be 5’3″. Love the Schefter posts, tippy toes for days.
So Russell Wilson is gay, right?
great investigative journalism, we get it he’s really really short…why don’t you just s his c already
youve got him backed into a corner bigcat
I don’t feel short anymore.
@vermontstoolie yes, its a game for the best buddies charity
HE almost took that to the house
papasmurf and face have to be schefter’s internet watchdogs right?
or gay lovers
Is that Te’o!