This Mugshot Of A Guy Too Drunk To Stand Up Is Probably The Greatest Mugshot Of All-Time
Houston - A man police found early Thursday outside Shamrocks Pub in Humble was so drunk, police had to hold his head up for his mugshot. Sean Carl Payne, 35 and of Humble, was charged with public intoxication. According to the pub’s Facebook page, the band Nervous Rex played that night, and wells were going for $2.25 a pop, while “Bombs” of the Jager, Tuaca, and Baren variety were a mere $3.75. It was also “Big Ass Beer” night all night long. Too many mugs, too many shots = a mugshot requiring assistance.
Hope these cops played fair and arrested everyone at Shamrocks that night. Seriously have fun trying to stand up with Nervous Rex bringing out the fire jams during “Big Ass Beer” night. Fucking shit show central.
and that right there is why you are not cut out for this job neil. fucking hilarious picture, short and sweet explanation of what happened with this beauty of a human being….and then you punt this joke right off of a cliff by using “far out jams” and “shit show central” which sound exactly like what people say when they’re trying way too hard to be funny but are not. for the love of god please quit this career
whitesoxdave?
He looks like he’s being forced to read your blogs.
Neil is to writing what Mark Sanchez is to QBing.
The only reason I read this blog anymore is for the new inventive ways of which people ask Neil to kill himself!! Keep em coming!!
that Louie C.K. just can’t catch a break.
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bosshogg that was fucking brilliant…bravo
are we sure this gut isnt just paralyzed?
bosshogg. Hysterical!