Houston - A man police found early Thursday outside Shamrocks Pub in Humble was so drunk, police had to hold his head up for his mugshot. Sean Carl Payne, 35 and of Humble, was charged with public intoxication. According to the pub’s Facebook page, the band Nervous Rex played that night, and wells were going for $2.25 a pop, while “Bombs” of the Jager, Tuaca, and Baren variety were a mere $3.75. It was also “Big Ass Beer” night all night long. Too many mugs, too many shots = a mugshot requiring assistance.

Hope these cops played fair and arrested everyone at Shamrocks that night. Seriously have fun trying to stand up with Nervous Rex bringing out the fire jams during “Big Ass Beer” night. Fucking shit show central.