This Kid Freaking Out About Getting Sam Acho’s Gloves After Yesterday’s Bears – Cards Game Cracks Me Up
Cool video. As odd as it sounds this is kinda why sports are so awesome. Like that kid’s entire year is probably made because he got some huge black dude’s used, sweaty gloves that have literally no value whatsoever. But because the dude plays football and gets paid for it the kid couldn’t be happier. It’s like unwrapping a present and seeing a 2-for-1 lapdance coupon to your favorite strip club or one of those flip books that girlfriends get where you get to redeem like 5 blowjobs at any time during the next calendar year.
PS – That’s gotta suck for the Mom. Just dropped $500 on Christmas gifts that are totally useless because this kid got a $3 pair of worn out football gloves. Awesome.
Your mom wants you to get a real job fro Christmas. So you can just keep the lavender Trojan Ecstasy you got her like you originally planned
Your mother probably dropped $500 on a useless C-section. Don’t see the diference.
how were you not aborted
Neil, I’m going a different way than the people above and say… finally… congrats, you put together a good blog I give this a B+ carry some of this momentum into the next year because everything you seem to touch sucks.
stop trying be pres, you suck at it
why only one glove? and $3? dawg, try 40. damn you never played a down of football in your life have you.
shut up neil. another fucking horrible blog that didn’t make me laugh at all. god i fucking hate you and speak for 95% of stoolies when i say i want you to sky dive off the sears tower with no parachute; jesus fuck you
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Man, I sure wish Pres would keep you from playing in anymore reindeer games.
How many ‘blow job coupon flipbooks’ did you get your band director in high school? I bet you were ‘first chair’ on the trouser trumpet.
That was before the game you stupid fuck! He’s wearing a god damn pair of Beats while he hands him the glove and for fucks sake, they showed this DURING THE FUCKING GAME!
this video is cool you kind of ruined it though
How terribly unfunny is Neil… Your like the Rosie O’donnell of blogging, except she gets more pussy.