This Is What Being A Cubs Fan Feels Like
Big Cat,
Your team is looking good.
-Chris
I’m confused Chris? Are you saying the Cubs sole activity isn’t winning? Umm, try 61 games bro. That’s over 5 dozen wins.
2.97 is such an incredible slap in the face. After you pay the 8 year old’s in China. The shipping fees. The in store markup there’s no way 2.97 is breaking even. That’s how bad the Cubs are. Its like when you’re drunk and you have to puke and shit at the same time. You think you can manage it but you just end dry heaving into the toilet and then pooping in your pants, that’s what being a Cubs fan is like.
i can honestly say i have never dry heaved into a toilet while shitting my pants
They forgot to add an H and an E to that shirt. Freakin Cub fans whine more than those whack jobs at KO Barstool
I did that once, and my room mate stepped in my poo
at $2.97 those must be some quality shirts. Guaranteed to withstand up to three washes on the delicate cycle…
Cawk gawd, have you ever drank before? Maybe not full shit but I’ve been dangerously close
the back of the shirt says….”because we bet on whoever we are playing against”
i’ve shit a little
The mouks who would wear a shirt like that wouldn’t even be embarassed by it. Only care in the world is wearing hipster shades and pretending to like Old Syle.
All Cubs fans care about is getting drunk and being lovable losers. An embarrassment to the city.
Not a full shit, but it def peeked out