Source - Under cover drug agents defuse a mini meth lab found inside a porta-potty in the middle of a golf course Tuesday in Purcell. Staffers noticed strange sports drink bottles with chemicals inside the porta-potty and called police. Officers arrived and soon realized someone had been inside making meth using the “shake and bake” method. Three bottles were found, two of them exploded before detectives arrived. Agents were able to neutralize the third one without the harmful chemicals erupting. “If someone would have been in the porta-pot when it happened they might have gotten hurt by the flying plastic and the chemicals,” Purcell Dt. Cpl. Scott Stephens said.

 

Um worst meth lab ever bro. Seriously way to go idiot. And the thing is I get the general idea of hiding out in plain sight and cooking up in the least expected place where nobody would ever bother looking. That’s actually pretty genius. That’s what you want to be doing. But know your customer base dude. There’s literally not one golfer in the world that smokes crystal. Not one. Nobody is going to see you walking out of a portable shitter off the 15th fairway in a hazmat suit and call you over so they can buy a sack of blue ice. Would totally fuck their game up. You can’t focus on crushing a 7 iron to the green when you’ve got acute psychosis and violent body convulsions fucking up your concentration. It just doesn’t work. So my suggestion would be to pack up shop and set up outside the nearest NBA arena because everyone knows NBA players will take any substance on the planet as long as it guarantees they won’t be sober afterward.