This Bro Who Bodyslammed A Cactus Is Such A Pussy
So Mo posted this video earlier and we had it cued up to go out around the same time but somehow forgot because it’s Monday and shit like that happens. But regardless all I have to say is that this kid is the biggest pussy on the Internet for whining like a little girl after he jumped. Yeah I get that it hurts but guess what bro, you jumped on a fucking cactus plant. It’s going to hurt and hurt bad. I understand the initial reaction but after the shock just suck it up you coward. Like what was up with the yelling from 0:41-0:49? Kid sounded like the cactus was forcibly raping him or something. Newsflash dude, you did it to yourself. Deal with it like a man.

i wish you were jump into a cactus so i could stuff you in a barrell and roll you down a hill after
Cool video! My favorite part was afterward when you called him a pussy.
you speaking from experience about the forcibly raped by a cactus part?
classic neil
“Yeah I get that it hurts but guess what bro, you jumped on a fucking cactus plant.” ill admit neil… that line made me laugh
Don’t use monday as an excuse… What is your excuse for reblogging every day of the week?
I would love to toss you into a cactus plant fag boy
neil you should join prez and big cat in an eating contest. you can only eat cactus from march 10 on
Neil posting an absolute smoke like Heidi to end a day of blogging reminds me of what I say after sinking a difficult putt to save triple bogey: “Whipped cream on shit”
You all don’t even just steal each other’s blogs, but you plan on coming out with them at the same time? I hadn’t even considered that option but it’s ten times more disappointing.
Fucking Neil you would squeal way worse if your big toe stepped on a rose thorn…Pussy
only makes sense that the two worst bloggers ( you and maurice) on this site posted the same video today.
It is saying a lot but the worst thing about you is your attempt at pretending like you are from Chicago
Don’t listen to these idiot Neil, you’re actually pretty funny for a girl.
watching the video is like reading one of neil’s blogs. its trying way too hard and it isnt funny
What a fuckin prick.
Who would’ve thought u wouldve put no thought into chosing a video, and then no thought into the blog. Repost a video and say generic shit about how he’s a pussy.
He should have stuck to playing Crysis 3.