The Ravens Parade Yesterday Put All Other Championship Parades To Shame
Nothing like winning a Super Bowl and bringing that Lombardi trophy back to your home city and parading around the streets with a few military humvee’s and literally dozens of your hometown fans. Seriously I almost kinda want the Bears to fall short next year because there’s just no way any city is gonna be able to follow up what the Ravens did to Baltimore did yesterday. Like the rebels taking over Libya but better. Charm city baby!
PS: Good question Bodie:
Neil is the Baltimore of Barstool
nice to see our tax dollars wasted on these assholes.
Literally dozens? Like LITERALLY? Wow bro, dat shit cray. Fucktard.
@Upstate: he was being sarcastic
Maybe those soldiers were able to locate Ray Lewis’ white suit
Probably going to get rolled for this, but we have an 8-0-2 hockey team in the Blackhawks right now, who just beat one of the hardest teams in the league last night, yet we get shit about the Raven’s parade. What the fuck.
There was only 200,000 people. Go to the next giants parade. Baltimore is pathetic
Upstate, I’m sensing a little bit of sarchasim in this blog.
Maybe the proceeds will go toward fixing Terrell Suggs tooth-to-gum ratio
Dozens of Baltimore fans? Where the fuck did you learn to count
Out of confectioner pictures look like a parade in Chernobyl
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Shakey, Bruins fan here. Yeah shout out to the Blackhawks and their fans. Much more worthy than the effing Ravens.
200,000 people at the parade and only 100 of them missed work. . . . .sounds about right!!!
@donkeypuncharillo NEXT Giants parade? Says who?
@redsox Tom Brady gave us two already
4 urban youths were stabbed at the parade, one died. All 15 and 16 year olds involved. They wanted to honor Ray Lewis and show him how much he’s meant to them.
Baltimore must have literally used up the rest of its budget for this……. bc the city is going bankrupt
Parade choice of vehicle? National Guard Humvees. Parade escorts? National Guardsmen. – kinda sums up all you need to know about Baltimore right there doesn’t it?
Were you at the blackhawks parade? Probably not, since you became a fan 3 weeks ago.
Fuck the national guard always taking the credit looking like heroes. Weekend warriors
Ever been to Baltimore? If you’re black with a few bucks, Humvee with walking guard is a good idea. White players who weren’t in buttoned-up M1A1 Main Battle Tanks were just being stupid. That place is in the top 3 shitholes in the USA with Detoilet and Newark.
@donkeypuncharillo you dumb bitch only reason so many ppl went to giants parade is cause our state has a fuck load of ppl, most of the fags at the parade couldnt even name 5 players on the giants, so does that even count? you giants fans are the worst, Jets fans are the only true fans in this city so shut ya face you entitled little hoe
I’m from Baltimore and I’m kind of ashamed Neil is trying to associate himself with us
@donkeypuncharillo yeah it’s not like Baltimore is a small market compared to New York…retard
there were 200,000 people at the parade you retard. that’s 1/3 of baltimore
Baltimore put over 110,000 people into a 75,000 seat stadium, field was flooded with fans. As calc said over 1/3 of the population. And humvees are fucking badass. I might be that guy missing the sarcasm though? Very confused right now.
ive never been to a parade? whats that? this must be the best one that ever happened? god your a bigger fagget than i thought.
its called a small market. if you feel good about yourself because you live right next door to millions of others.. you’re an idiot.
everything about this blog is, to quote flacco, retarded.
There were literally 10x as many people at the Hawks parade
The Humvees are for a safe getaway when the people of ” Body-more Murderland”
this just in; ed reeds signs with the patriots
Lewis and Suggs winning says all you need to know about what is wrong with the world. I was hoping a drone strike would take out their humvees (but the troops with them would be fine).