The Problem With Danica Patrick Isn’t Danica Patrick Or Sports Fans In General, It’s ESPN
Sneaky use of Pink for Danica failing. I am Woman Hear Me Roar! First thing I’ve ever liked about ESPN
So unless you live under a rock you probably know by now that Danica Patrick won the poll on the Daytona 500 over the weekend. And every regular person is saying the same thing, why is everyone talking about this, she’s never won anything, who cares? Well the reality is, No one actually does care. No one actually is talking about this. No one I know. No one you know. No one anyone knows. But that’s not what ESPN will have you believe. Because according to them this is the biggest news in the world. Every Sportscenter, every half hour on ESPN News, First Take, Around the Horn, Sportsnation, literally every program.
And that’s the thing, I don’t blame Danica Patrick or anyone I know, again because no one in the world is actually talking about this. I blame ESPN. It is 100% their fault this has become a thing. That a driver who has yet to win an actual race in NASCAR is a topic for discussion. It’s the same reason why we watched Tim Tebow throw into a trash can at Jets Camp. Or why we kept on “talking” about Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens for years and years after anyone actually gave a fuck. Or why we watched Michele Wie shoot 20 over par on a Thursday at TPC Sawgrass. Or why every August we have to hear about Brett Favre throwing spirals to High Schoolers in Mississippi. Its all manufactured by ESPN. This is what they do. They create stories. Blow them up. Then talk about them as if they’re just responding to the sports nation’s “buzz”. They pretend to just be reporting on what every casual sports fan is talking about.
So yeah, I sort of hate Danica Patrick for talking like this is some big accomplishment when in reality she should just say “I haven’t won anything, I don’t want to talk about this until I’ve proven myself in something other than practice”, but more than anything this just reminds me why ESPN is so fucking out of touch. Why they don’t even come close to speaking for the common man. Packaged garbage thrown in your face to make you think its important. That’s all it is and unfortunately probably all it will ever be.
PS
If I was Danica Patrick’s husband I would still drive the family car 100% of the time. Guys who have their girlfriends/wives drive are fucking weirdos.



You are 110% correct. ESPN refers to this approach as “Tebow Tactics.”
I hope she crashes in the first lap
I thought Danica Patrick was an actress.
espn has been the absolute worst ever since disney took over
I’m still confused as to how she got out of the kitchen
Dan Patrick show > sportscenter/any other sports show
who the fuck is danica patrick?
If this was on ESPN or ABC it would at least make sense. But FOX is broadcasting the race. ESPN is like one of those top 40 stations that obviously got paid off and plays the same five songs all day.
They hired Darren Rovell too, BigCat.
Ive long thought she belongs on a pole.
Have not watched espn in months. I want baseball news? MLB network. Football? NFL network. Espn is god awful.
Danica Patrick won the pole…theres a joke in there somewhere…
Danica is an attractive female in sports. It’s called mass media dude. Sex sells.
The only one ahead of ESPN in the self-promotion game is NASCAR.. if you don’t think they manipulated the clock on her lap time, then you got a big dump in your pants. Headlines for the whole week…
They need a story on how she is arguably one of the best female drivers in the world yet she crashes EVERY race.
A+ Big Cat. ESPN has their agenda and it’s infuriating how the common sports fan doesn’t understand this. They do everything in their power to influence audiences to their programming through “hype”, not through traditional promotion. It’s why you’ll see just one hockey play, 8 fast-break Lebron dunks,and a middle school buzzer beater during Sportscenter top 10.
Big Cat doing the Lord’s Work!
havent watched an espn program in months because unless its a game theres just nothing there. used to watch sc every day. was it always this bad?
Espn blows the had the fuckin crossfit games on and bowling AWESOMEEEEEEEEEE
love the PS
I suppose you “speak for the common man”?
Only news i would like to hear is Danica sits on top of the pole…I would like to see her in a porno
BTW, she’s divorced and is now dating fellow driver Ricky Stenhouse Jr. That oughta end well….
BC, You just described every news station or website on the planet. 24 hour news cycle = spin, baby! If you can’t find news create it.
If she actually wins a race, do you realize we will actually be alive for real human history? First woman to…do anything is a big deal. All the male drivers seemed to think this was a big deal too.
NASCAR is not a sport, anyone can drive in circles