The Only People Who Had A Worse Super Bowl Sunday Than Jim Harbaugh Was These Mexicans In McKinley Park Who Got Busted With $10 Million Worth Of Cocaine
Chicago - Police arrested three people after they found $10 million worth of cocaine and more than $500,000 in cash at one of the accused’s homes in McKinley Park on Friday, according to police and court documents. Jose Pelayo-Aguilar, 21, was arrested on Friday after police found 79 kilograms of cocaine and $539,406 cash in his home in the 3600 block of South Leavitt Street, according to court documents. That amount of cocaine has a street value of about $10 million, prosecutors said. Pelayo-Aguilar allegedly admitted to his arresting officers that he had Patricia Sugey deliver one kilogram of cocaine to Roger Zeni in the 2600 block of West 36th Street, according to court documents.
And here I was thinking absolutely nobody had a worse Sunday than Jim Harbaugh. Thought it didn’t get any more humiliating than blowing the Super Bowl to your older brother in front of your whole family with some questionable play callings and shady refs. Figured nobody could feel worse than that yesterday. But nope, turns out getting busted with $10 MILLION worth of blow is definitely way worse. No contest really. Like if you were to ask me if I’d rather be a great coach worth millions of dollars that made it to the Super Bowl with no felonies or a Mexican living in McKinley Park that just got busted with 79 kilos of k’caine I’m probably going football coach at least 9 times out of 10. At least you still got it better than somebody out there Coach.
PS – Of course this guy got busted because some broad messed up. Seriously sweetie, all you had to do was deliver a kilo of a highly illegal schedule 2 stimulant worth more than your life. Gotta be a little more cautious in that situation.