So the 2013 Cubs team slogan is “Committed”. I don’t even know what that means. Committed? Committed to what? They’re basically saying, hey, we know we suck, but you have no other choice. The Cubs are like being stuck with an ugly wife except if divorce just flat out didn’t exist.
Well that’s where Barstool comes in. Fuck that “Committed” slogan. That’s some cheesy shit that an out of touch PR firm comes up. The 2013 Cubs have one slogan and that’s “Probably Not This Year”, because lets face it, its probably not happening this year, or next year, or the year after that. This is an eternity shirt, its good for infinity years. 2013 Cubs. Let’s do This!