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All anyone has asked me since the Bracket was announced was Hey Big Cat, who do you have in your Final Four, I need to know before I fill out my picks, this is super important, guide us to the promised land (in reality 1 person on twitter said “Hey fuckface show me your picks so I can fade you”). Well I’m a man of the people. What the people want, I give them. So here it is. The only bracket you need to know. Quick run down of the regions.

 

Midwest

-My one bracket rule every year is to take Michigan State one round further than you think they will go. It always happens. Every year. So this year I though they had an elite 8 in them and naturally that means they make it to the Final 4 (I put them in the championship game so people didn’t think I was a homer).

 

West

-Two words, Bo Ryan. One more word, Hambone.

South

-I love Florida in this tournament. Love them. I bought a million shares in my stock exchange pool and have them winning it all in every bracket. Ride and Die with Florida this year. Gator Chomp.

 

East

-I really wanted to pick Miami into the Final Four but it just felt so wrong. The ACC was down this year and I just don’t see them stringing 4 great games together. Indiana on the other hand has all the horses to do it, they just have a dickhead head coach that I hope gets hit by a bus.

 

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As for gambling, I will tweet out my picks throughout the tournament. So if you love winning money (losing your shirt  and all your valuable possessions) you can follow me here

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