The Guys Announcing This Chick Basketball Game Can Announce For Me Any Day
To be honest I couldn’t care less about this girl’s flailing backwards hook shot from the corner that somehow found its way in the net. Literally nothing a chick does playing basketball will ever impress me. Candace Parker could do a 360 windmill from the free throw line, land on Shelden Williams dick and get impregnated all in the same move and I’d probably yawn and switch over to Burn Notice re-runs. But that being said, how about those announcers? Those guys are LOVING life covering high school girls basketball right now. Like for a second I thought I was time-traveling and I was hearing Marv Albert call of Jordan’s right hand/left hand lay-up against the Lakers in the ’91 Finals. A Spec-Tacular move… by Gabrielle Gary! Just living the dream personified.
Thanks to Duncan for the tip
literally nothing the announcers did impressed me…literally
That being said, you are such a fucking faggot Neil
Even more impressive that was a solid 10 seconds of women’s basketball and not a single player fell down.
PS – you should 360 windmill off a cliff
You can tell us Neil. You were just hired to make these other fools look amazing at writing blogs, right?
Like for a second I thought you werent going to start a sentence with like but then I unfortunately kept reading and you did not disappoint.
Neil you wouldn’t even crack the starting lineup on the girls team.
-”It seems we have a mismatch today, Neil vs The Stoolies. Neil has really been awful since his debut months ago and the Stoolies have really been playing well in his comment section.”
-”Yea Jim, it really seems as though Neil is in his last days here at the stool. Posting HS girls basketball mix tapes is probably not how you win over this crowd”
- ” For sure, for sure. Wait what’s this!?!?!?!? Oh my god!!! A non awful Neil blog!?!? Hoooooo hooooo!!! Unbelievable!!
- “Yea Jim, but the key to this is to realize that an amazing shot in girls basketball is the perfect correlation to a Neil blog. At the end of the day I’d rather jerk myself off with sandpaper than see it again”.
A girl making a 360 dunk, and not landing like a baby giraffe, would impress me. Neil, you blow.
Neil do you see that -
“Like for a second I thought…”
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Could easily be changed to -
“For a second I thought…”
Chuckled at a Neil blog… think I’m going to drive down to the psych ward
Neil you are so fucked in the head its not even funny… see what i did there
FIRE NEIL PLEASE. the guy is a fucking loser……………
these blogs by neil keep getting worse and worse