The French Are A Bunch Of Assholes
Hey bud next time instead of flooring your rice burner through someone’s prized vineyard and knocking out electricity to half the fucking country maybe just pump the breaks and cool off for a minute? Might help to take a few deep breaths before deciding to amp it up and start clipping bodies and telephone poles with the front end of your Honda civic. Just think of it like surrendering and it should come naturally enough.

you are so worthless. first off that is a rally car, its a fucking race you clown why the fuck would he slow down. second thats a ford. fuck off and quit barstool you insufferable dickbag.
At the 1:12 mark the driver perfectly describes Neil…
Neil honestly take the rest of the day off. Go have a coffee or something, clear your head. Brutal today.
Hey Neil, next time instead of pumping out yet another boring, unoriginal, unfunny blog; maybe you should pump the breaks (idiot) and watch your undoubtably fat girlfriend eat twinkies.
Neil, I wish you were picking grapes in that field when he decided to plow through it.
i could have written a better blog if i was 20 beers deep and sleeping. get a clue Neeble
Neil,
I”m bored as fuck @ work on this bull shit holiday and you’re not helping @ all. I come here for a cheap laugh or 2 and what do I get? nothing. This shit sucks dick, bro. You suck. QUIT. At first I thought you were just being hazed, but after bad blog after another, I realized people are not being overly critical, you really do suck. PRES IF YOU READ THIS YOU NEED TO SET A DATE TO HAVE THIS GUY LOWER HIS NEGATIVE COMMENTS OR FIRE HIS ASS.
Neil is like the 2012 Red Sox before the Dodgers trade. Anyone with half a sense realizes that this is an absolute atrocity that can only be corrected by a wholesale trade/firing, but for some reason nothing happens? El Pres complains about the One Eyed Bandit yet he shows the same sort of horrendous and blinded leadership, ironic.
Petter Solberg isn’t even french you dumb fuck. You talk about foreigners (mostly the french) being retards, surrender monkeys, the list goes on.. but you live in a basement, can’t tell a Norwegian name from a french one, let alone can’t write a good blog. Your blogs are shit. This is your job man… make us laugh. As much as I love to hate on Europeans myself, you are by definition the epitome of a clueless American retard who makes up for his lack of intelligence by ripping on the French. Or this time, the Norwegians.
You just wrote two sentences in a row describing the same thing and the funny thing is they still sucked ass. You gave it two shots and completely fucked both of them up. Your such a cunt, I want you to go away so bad its not even funny.
Anyone else notice a one thumbs down on every comment? It has to be Neil right?
I say keep neil, because the comments he gets are just hilarious, honestly the only reason i click on his blogs in the first place is to read them
lol @ pump your brakes and cool off. fuck teh haters.
I dont post that much, but this blog is so bad it made me want to speak up. Not only am I anti french and anti Rice, but this is just BAD. Not only is Petter Solberg not french but that car is the furthest thing from rice on the planet. You are a fool. and a moron and you put the low in low brow, the stink in fart and the homosexual in NAMBLA. How can you preform so bad at a job and still keep it.
As much as Neil will always be Neil, You are all dumb. Look at the top two comments. @devils-”its a race why would he slow down” um maybe so he can make his turn and not destroy the French countryside like neil said. That definately didnt help his lap time idiot. And @Clapton who gives a shit if he is French or Norwegian, since when is politically correct statements been a priority at the stool. Seriously top two statements? Idiots
Good job not knowing shit about sports. He is a world champion.