You can knock on the Cubs for a lot of things. We never win. We’re a joke to the rest of MLB. Wrigley is a giant party and no one watches the games, blah blah blah. But the one thing you can’t say is that the Cubs don’t know how to throw a Convention. Electric City. Like the hottest nightclub times 1 million. Capturing the youth of America by the balls. 2013 Cubs. Love It!

Have you seen my baseball?