The Brewers New Alternate Uniforms Featuring The Barrelman Are Awesome And By That I Mean They’re Terrible
Source - After two months of sfiting through submissions, tallying votes and weighing the opinions of an esteemed panel of judges, the Milwaukee Brewers announced the winner of their “Design a YOUniform” contest on Sunday morning. Naturally, the fans and judges ended up going in a different direction than I was leaning when they revealed the three finalists. They decided it was Richfield, Minn. resident Ben Peters who impressed them the most, and after seeing his design come to life at the reveal it’s difficult to argue with their pick.
The cream-colored button-up jersey and navy blue cap look terrific. As does the fancy patch with the barrelman logo that will go on the left sleeve. That’s the detail Peters seems to be most proud of. “I’ve always loved vintage designs and the Barrelman logo was always a neat look” said Peters. “I wish I knew the name of the person who originally designed the Barrelman logo because I would like to thank him for inspiring me.”
The Barrel Man logo is so dumb and ridiculous I can’t believe that people would even consider that an option to put on an MLB uniform, never mind actually choose it as an alternate in 2013. The dude looks like he has a fucking cock on his face for crying out loud. His proportions are absurd. He’s got human feet, Oprah’s thighs, a goddamn wooden barrel torso and a smirking square face with a dick nose. It’s absolutely preposterous that a professional ballplayer would wear this. Just draw up a picture of some dudes and fat chicks eating deli meat and boozing at a dive bar, slap “Milwaukee” over it and call it a day.
Just to be sure let’s get a ranking going:
Vote 1 for Barrel Man is cool and edgy and hip and 10 for Who the fuck would want a wooden man sporting an erection on his face as their logo
(365 votes, average: 3.29 out of 10)
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Neil is a closet cheese head.
Given your current employer, I’d advise you to lay off the dick nose talk.
Those uniforms are cool as fuck, you are so gay Neil. And the Cubs are gayer.
Pretty sure BigCat designed the hands
Aren’t you from P-Town?
Im at hat guy fitted snapback it dont matter I like the jerseys but that logo on the fitted is a bit to childish
You’re an idiot. These aren’t alternate jerseys, they are going to be worn for two whopping spring training games. Fuck you’re retarded.
Well said Kneel… if there is anyone who knows about cocks on their face, it is you.
why the fuck is no one bringing up his camel toe?
Way to rip this off from Yahoo.com while you check your e-mail
The title of this article was awesome and by that I mean terrible
Fuck you Neil
neil’s blogs are terrible and in that i mean they’re terrible
original barrel man logo is the mad note son. if you think it’s gay then you’re most certainly gay. the hat here is gay but the jersey is solid
I actually really like these uniforms. Save your hate for when the pelicans start making jersey’s.
Kneel – My suggestion would be to lay-off anything that has to do with anything north of Lake Forrest. You have no idea what is cool or liked outside of your little world. Just lay-off all things ‘up north’ and you’ll save yourself a lot of anguish.