The Answer To Who Would You Rather Be, Brady, Seguin, Or Gronk Is D) Patrick Kane
So pres wrote a blog this morning about who you would rather be. Brady, Seguin or Gronk. And while it was a tough question if you keep it to just those three guys, the answer is obviously 100% Patrick Kane. No doubt about it. Its actually not even close in my mind. First of all Chicago is not only better than Boston but its also bigger, by like a million times. Yeah Gronk and Seguin crush it in Boston but that’s just classic big fish in a small pond. Patrick Kane is a Shark in the Pacific Ocean. Its like someone going to Arizona State vs someone who went to a small east coast liberal arts college. Pure Numbers game. Second, when you stack them up 1 on 1 its an absolute bloodbath. Patrick Kane is younger than Brady and not married. He’s not as injury proned or as dumb as Gronk, and he’s a better hockey player than Tyler Seguin. All those things should count.
Look, at the end of the day, they all crush pussy. They all can get any chick they want. They all live a life that is far beyond our wildest dreams. So isn’t the tie breaker the fact that Patrick Kane lives in a better city and is one of the best player’s in his sport? Not to mention he doesn’t have to suck up to the media, they already hate him (Punching a cab driver, Mifflin, being drunk for 1,000 days straight after we won the Cup in 2010) so at this point he can literally can do whatever the fuck he wants. Absolute No Brainer. Patrick Kane all day, everyday, and twice on Sunday.
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Toews would be in the running if he didnt have to be so serious and captain like all the time. That cramps the whole getting blacked out and banging puck sluts mojo that the rest of these guys have going for them.
Pauly Walnuts said it best, “Boston its Scranton with clams”
Not to mention chicks love the bad boy
Big Cat you are saying Chicago is better than Boston? I though everybody all killed each other in Chicago. Is there anybody left there?
Blah, blah, blah. Kane gets way too much credit for that penalty shot. it was wide open net, I coulda scored too.
seguin gets the tie breaker for nailing any canadian broad he wants. brady is past his prime and gronk is mentally retarded. i’ll give you the toss up between seguin and kane, but i think canada might have more people than chicago? probably not
Overlooking the fact that the avg. age of girls in boston is 20ish…so it’s a small pond filled with naive smokes including Miss Universe, like fishing with dynamite
only that blacks kill each other…another reason why chicago is way better
@go broons, You’re reaching man.
Bigdickpervs don’t sleep on buffalo, Kane has that city on lockdown
Broons – Southside gangbangers kill each other. A lot…but it doesn’t really spill up here. Kane wins 11 times out of 10…Scoring the game winning goal in OT of the Stanley Cup doesn’t suck either.
Patrick Sharpe. Kane is a bitch and a drunk asshole and Toews is too serious.
an alcoholic midget asshole?
LOL. Chicago sucks.
And the Midwest is fuckin’ hopeless.
In the time it took me to write this post 7 more Chicago homies were shot.
If your picking someone, the obvious choice is The King. NYC crushes both Chicago and Boston, and you have got to be out of your mind if you believe Henrik isn’t going to bring the cup back to NYC before his career is over.
championships in this millenium: Chicago= 2 Boston= 7
Way to illustrate your point by putting Kaner with a couple of hogs. Gronk is the only celebrity of the bunch and the only one with a $50 million contract. And hes banging porn stars. Decisive Victory.
Bigcat, we normally see eye to eye, but for this one you have to go with gronk. His stupidity is the x factor, it helps him relate better to women
Anyone saying Chicago sucks has never been to Chicago
im doing the math and its appears youre right, kane > gronk + brady + seguin
I’ve never been to Chicago. Gotta tell ya, Kane is nobody on the east coast.
I’m going with Gronk but Kane is a close 2nd. Kane > Seguin, Kane has a Stanley Cup winning goal, you can get almost any chick with that under your belt. Plus Boston has a fair amount of potato faced women, great city but not as great as Chicago.
real people havent heard of kane
Nobody knows Seguin outside of Boston, hell the only reason I know him is because of this site. Kane scored a GW goal for the Stanley Cup and has been on Sportscenter and Deadspin. People know who Kane is. Gronk is above both of them though.
Chicago sounds horrible and smaller than boston if there is an entire section you cant go to
Yea, Kane has chicago and buffalo is close enough to Canada where he’s got it. Also, as mentioned by others, most murders are of dumbass nog gangbangers that everyone else doesn’t care about, except the occastional tragic child killing. Stay out of the south/further west side and you’re ok. The loop and north side are fucking great to be in.
“Anyone saying Chicago sucks has never been to Chicago” or maybe because it’s the murder capital of the USA?
I’ve lived in Chicago my whole life and have never been shot at. I’ve also never been hit by a hurricane either so I’m thinking Chicago is winning over Boston.
A+
Get your act together Chicago stoolies. It’s almost been a year. Big Cat, you can come be a sub for Boston anytime.
ass cheese
Kane gets embarrasingly drunk and nails fat chicks. Dude is the running joke at wisco because he can’t handle his booze and naild a couple 2′s
how has no one noticed the whore on the left is a beast and the girl on the right is an 8 at best??!! look at the chicks Gronk pulls and look who Brady is married to. Chicago is a joke
The shirt clearly makes this pic phenomenal – “5 by 2 is equal to a ten” AKA two fives make a dime. and these chicks have no idea that Kane’s shirt is about THEM since there are a few apparently highly difficult Spanish words in the shirt.