Team Burrito Just Got Itself A Uniform
I know we’re still a couple weeks away but if you don’t think I’ve been mentally preparing for this challenge since day 1 then you don’t know me very well. Visualizing burritos. Dreaming about Tortillas. This is a mental battle and come March 10th I’ll already have won. Pres will be coming off vacation, thinking he’s going to cake walk to victory, that he can stomp all over me. Well maybe Big Cat but not El Gato Grande. Totally different animal. Like I said on Tuesday, Straight up Machine Mode.
PS
I know what you’re thinking. Hey El Gato Grande, is that another one of those awesome tortilla/salsa sombreros that you make? Well guys, no, its not, because that would be cheating, I’m a Burrito guy now, exclusively.
Let me guess, those shirts can be bought by gullible quacks for 4 easy payments of 19.99?!?!?
Nice dick tickler, El Perverto.
Not gonna lie, you def have the advantage here. I mean – McDonalds’s breakfast burritos? I could easily live off those bad boys. Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy.
You look like a guy who gives 10 cent moustache rides in Boystown.
I need one of those team pizza shirts.
Can you make a t-shirt for Neil that says “Team Penis Sandwich”?
There is no way el gato grande is allowed within 100 feet of a school zone
If you don’t change officially change your name on here to El Gato Grande then I don’t think I want to be a part of this site anymore
el gato grande….i get it
I’m betting on you GG, bring it home.
That mustache takes everything you have going to a whole new level. Not sure that’s a good thing but its a thing
Gonna have to got with Big Cat on this challenge. Burritos are more complete nutrion-wise; protien, veggies, carbs, & dairy (sour cream). Pizza is 90% carbs, Pres wont last 3 days.
Fuck do I hope you really do Crossfit. The first time you do a box jump, you are going shit alllll over the floor.
Honestly, that burrito shirt is the first one I’ve wanted to buy from barstool.
You look like Mike Myers in the “Chicago fans” skit on SNL.
i cant believe we have to listen to this stupid shit for 2 more weeks before the stupid contest even starts. serenity now.
@eboe6666
DA STOOL!!!
BTW, it was called Bill Swerski’s Superfans
You actually look like Chip Douglass from Cable Guy when he attacks Owen Wilson in the restaurant bathroom. Identical.
Big Cat, this hurts to say, but I gotta go with Pres on this one. I would rather go pizza and I could probably go weeks eating only pizza if I could and I’m not a fat blogger.
Im pulling for you bro
I know you probably don’t make great money as a blogger but have a T-shirt with “El Gato Grande” on it must make it all worth it.
is it bad that I would absolutely buy that team burrito shirt? fuck those wrestling tank tops, sell this one
Good help, yazman.I knew a Chicagoan would know what it was called. I’m from New England. Like Neil.