Okay what the fuck. First North Korea gives every kid in their country candy and now Sweden’s just airing chicks getting pounded in the background of their news report about some serious global affair that nobody cares about. America’s just getting crushed today. Pretty sad. Like if I wanted to watch the news tonight which I’m obviously not gonna do my options are that 15 year old dude Rachel Maddow talking about all the cool presents he got for Christmas or that slimy bastard Bill O’Reilly telling me I’m an asshole because I like to binge drink and lead a life of sin. Sweet. Meanwhile in Scandinavia if you get bored just look 3 inches to the left and bitches are getting straight up defiled in the background. Just rub one out, clear your mind and go back to watching world news reports and learning shit about people and countries you don’t care about. Unbelievable.