My day peaked at about 10 am.

 

 

 

Here we go, worst Super Bowl in a decade, let’s jump right in….

 

 

 

Let’s kick it off with the closest the Browns may ever get to the Super Bowl

 

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And a dick made out of skittles.

 

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And the worst people ever.

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Pimp Coat 1

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Pimp Coat 2

 

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Both got their dick kicked in by the pimpest of pimp coats worn by the ultimate pimp.

joe

 

Just taking over the Super Bowl, flipping coins that aren’t ready to be flipped.

 

Joe Namath's Coin Toss Intercepted By Referee

 

 

And while we’re on ex-QB’s, it seems as though Brett Favre has been lost at sea for the past 10 years.

 

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As for the game, well things went down hill for the Broncos quick, as in first play quick

Super Bowl Starts With Safety

Seattle Seahawks Dominate Manning, Broncos In 35-Point Super Bowl Blowout

And continued to move in that direction for the entire game.

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Seattle Seahawks Dominate Manning, Broncos In 35-Point Super Bowl Blowout

 

Halftime!

Bruno absolutely crushed it. If you hated that performance you hate music and showmanship in general.

 

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22-0 start of the 3rd quarter, nbd, Broncos are still in this, just need a stop and a drive….

Seattle Seahawks Dominate Manning, Broncos In 35-Point Super Bowl Blowout

 

WHOOPS!

 

And that was officially that. Cue many Manning faces.

 

Press Play

 

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BONUS – Sad Brock Osweiler Face

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BONUS BONUS – Sad Eli

 

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But maybe it wasn’t all Pey-Pey’s fault. Maybe it was the Broncos fault for getting rid of Tebow, Ever think about that?

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As for the Seahawks, well they absolutely dominated the Broncos. To the point where their defense is now at least in the discussion with the 85 Bears and 2000 Ravens for best Defense of all time and their offense didn’t play too shabby either

 

Seattle Seahawks Dominate Manning, Broncos In 35-Point Super Bowl Blowout

 

 

With the one blemish coming when Richard Sherman got injured

 

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Big time #Carma

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But at the end of the day, Pete Carroll got his ring (3rd coach all time to have a national championship and Super Bowl win)

 

 

Malcom Smith won the MVP even though it probably should have been given to the Seahawks Defense as a whole.
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And he got interrupted by a 9/11 nutball during his post game press conference

 

And the Seahawks GM went topless with a champs belt like a fucking boss

 

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Let’s take a look at how Seattle Celebrated.

 

Shirtless

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Pantless

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Video of bottomless bro

 

 

On light posts

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Chugging Vodka

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Fires

fires

 

Sass

sass

 

 

And dogs

dogs

 

 

 

And for Broncos fans, well they’re feeling like everyone else in America today.

 

Doesn’t make those who bet Broncos -2 feel better Shaun!
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And so here we are, the sandwich is gone. We’ve reached the end. 7 months of no football. I feel pain, sadness and despair. It was a hell of a season though. These Monday rewinds always took a long time but we’re a blast to do. So thanks for reading them, until next year…
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