My day peaked at about 10 am.
Current set up at my house pic.twitter.com/POE8q7u5wD
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) February 2, 2014
Here we go, worst Super Bowl in a decade, let’s jump right in….
Let’s kick it off with the closest the Browns may ever get to the Super Bowl
And a dick made out of skittles.
And the worst people ever.
Pimp Coat 1
Pimp Coat 2
Both got their dick kicked in by the pimpest of pimp coats worn by the ultimate pimp.
Just taking over the Super Bowl, flipping coins that aren’t ready to be flipped.
And while we’re on ex-QB’s, it seems as though Brett Favre has been lost at sea for the past 10 years.
As for the game, well things went down hill for the Broncos quick, as in first play quick
Bruno absolutely crushed it. If you hated that performance you hate music and showmanship in general.
22-0 start of the 3rd quarter, nbd, Broncos are still in this, just need a stop and a drive….
And that was officially that. Cue many Manning faces.
BONUS – Sad Brock Osweiler Face
BONUS BONUS – Sad Eli
But maybe it wasn’t all Pey-Pey’s fault. Maybe it was the Broncos fault for getting rid of Tebow, Ever think about that?
As for the Seahawks, well they absolutely dominated the Broncos. To the point where their defense is now at least in the discussion with the 85 Bears and 2000 Ravens for best Defense of all time and their offense didn’t play too shabby either
With the one blemish coming when Richard Sherman got injured
Big time #Carma
But at the end of the day, Pete Carroll got his ring (3rd coach all time to have a national championship and Super Bowl win)
And the Seahawks GM went topless with a champs belt like a fucking boss
Let’s take a look at how Seattle Celebrated.
Video of bottomless bro
On light posts
And for Broncos fans, well they’re feeling like everyone else in America today.