Social Services And The Mother Of An Extreme Hoarder Try To Clear Everything Out Of His House, Hoarder Says “Fuck You”, Burns Everything To The Ground And Dies
DM - An extreme hoarder burned down his house, killing himself and seriously injuring his sick mother, in an apparent act of defiance. Dean Verboven, 42, reportedly set a fire in his cluttered, run-down home in Havemeyer Lane, Greenwich, Connecticut, just hours before state social workers were due to arrive and clear out the mess. His 69-year-old mother Barbara Verboven is getting treated for severe burns at Bridgeport Medical Center. Greenwich Police Lieutenant Craig Gray said: ‘The fire department has determined it was intentionally set.
I remember when I was little and my Mom accidentally threw out a Ninja Turtles toy I had owned for about 5 weeks and I tried to cut the brakes on her car. Never been so upset in my entire life. I cannot imagine how angry I would’ve been if I was 42 years old and she hit up social services to have my shit taken away. Probably would’ve just lined the entire house with explosives and lit that thing to the fucking moon. So Dean Verboven’s Mom has nobody to blame but herself in this situation. If you don’t want life threatening 3rd degree burns that leave you bed ridden and sucking tube in the hospital you probably shouldn’t call social services on the man-child you raised and live with who hoards everything in sight. Pretty much a guarantee he’s gonna throw a tantrum and burn the fucking house down and kill himself. Just let him collect his newspapers, old cum rags and gift shop memorabilia and leave him the fuck alone until one of your dies.


I like when you put basically the whole story in the title. It saves me from having to read your Holocaust of a blog. Seriously Neil, die in a gay car fire.
I got dibs on that cool lizard/dragon thing in the back!!
I only wish Neil was reading one of those books while the house burned.
God, you are terrible.
“further investigations have reported that a man trapped in a skinny boy’s body was found in the guest bathroom with his pants at his ankles reading a 2010 issue of sports illustrated with the pagest stuck together showing chicago bears’ quarterback jay cutler striking a shirts off pose”
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Neil: roses are red, violets are blue, die a slow death, and Jew
Your funny Kneelson. I just wonder what it was that made you say to urself “hmmm, the stoolies have some fucks to give about this story”. Stay golden, pony boy.
good riddance to bad rubbish……literally.
i’m new to barstool so forgive me if this doesn’t come out right…………neil you suck!………..am i doing this right? any suggestions or pointers would be appreciated.
The brake joke was semi-ok, I’ll give you that. You’re still wack though.