2 Things we learned today on Barstool.


1. Cargo Shorts could very well be THE most contentious topic in Barstool History.

2. Cawk Gawd won the debate. Dude wears cargo shorts ONE time every year because Rollercoasters are fucking crazy, and Cargo Shorts keep his shit safe. He basically has a uniform for his amusement park visits, and I respect the shit out of that.




People do realize that there are more pairs of shorts in the world than just Cargo and Jorts right? Like 90% of shorts aren’t those two types. Yet that seemed to be the prevailing sentiment of Cargo Short supporters. That they wear cargo shorts because they don’t want to wear Jorts. Blew my mind.