So It Turns Out Mississippi Forgot To Officially Abolish Slavery For The Last 148 Years And Finally Got Around To It Last Week
Source - Due to a procedural glitch the last time around, the Mississippi government this month formally ratified the 13th Amendment abolishing slavery. It comes a bit late. The amendment was adopted by the U.S. in 1865. But, like several other states whose delegations opposed the measure at the time — New Jersey and Kentucky included — Mississippi subsequently voted to ratify the amendment. The newspaper reported how Dr. Ranjan Batra, an associate professor at the University of Mississippi Medical Center, looked into the issue after watching the Steven Spielberg movie “Lincoln.” He, along with another UMC colleague, discovered that the state did not officially notify the U.S. archivist in 1995 as required. Batra’s colleague, according to the newspaper, then called the Mississippi secretary of state, who at last sent the needed paperwork to the National Archives. According to The Clarion-Ledger, the Federal Register wrote back on Feb. 7 to confirm that “with this action, the State of Mississippi has ratified the 13th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States.”
Hey running a state is insanely tough business. Can’t even imagine how much pressure that is day in, day out. You got Democrats and Republicans fighting each other over legislation every step of the way. Big business vs small business. Assholes that want to milk the planet of all it’s resources vs asshole environmentalists. People who believe in basic equal rights vs people who want to own slaves. Sometimes you have to pick your battles and sweep other issues under the rug for a while. Like here in Illinois the gay marriage fight and gun violence is dominating the news so other things will have to wait until the politicians sort that shit out. And in Mississippi they’ve been bogged down by discussing how great the incoming Ole Miss recruiting class is and coming in close to last every year in education rankings. Naturally you have to wait for those things to cycle out of the news before you can get around to outlawing things like owning black people as slaves. I mean if anything it was kind of a sweet gesture to pass the law during Black History month. That’s Southern hospitality at it’s finest.


what a great way to celebrate black history month, must bring back some good memories
Now lets just see if they can end segregation
Maybe your best blog ever, that was really funny, especially the last part…and no PS to fuck it all up at the end.
DAMNIT THAT WAS OUR LAST HOPE
When is Congress going to get around to abolishing you from the internet?
This bad news…I was thinking bringing back slaves might help boost the american economy
I heard pres tried to sell you into slavery
More like all the remaining plantation owners saw Django Unchained in theaters and then decided it was for the better that they pick their own cotton
owning a slave in Mississippi probably gets you a 1st offense warning, 2nd offense $50 dollar ticket, and 3rd offense turn in your slave to the sheriff’s department…so they can put him on janitor duty
Does this mean the use of deodarant and toothpaste will finally be allowed ?
what if i already own slaves in mississippi? does the rule grandfather in my slaves or do i have to get rid of them?
way to come up strong on that one, Schneebs
No I believe this, just like I “forget” to wear condoms all the time.
Don’t worry, Mississippi was WELL aware of this…