Hey Chad a rebound’s a rebound dude. Just do you man. Don’t pay attention to the haters who make fun of you because this dude you’re dating can lift more weight than you can and makes you sit in the passenger seat and asks you to cook for him while he’s watching the game and whatever else. You just got divorced man, do what you gotta do. If you wanna be Andy Dufresne and have this guy be the Sisters, by all means have at it. Kinda weird that your ex-wife used to date the guy you’re dating now but hey, who am I to judge. Have a ball you two.

PS – Honestly looks like he got set up on a blind date gone terribly wrong. Like he’s just waiting for Ashton to pop out or something and it just isn’t happening.

PPS – You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!