New addition to the Top 5 worst people on public transportation: The guy who doesn’t even ride the trains but taunts the conductor by faking getting murdered at 700 mph. Might even be worse than spread eagle guy.

I guess this is what people in India do for fun? Chill out inhaling smog and curry powder playing chicken on the tracks with oncoming locomotives. And then busting out fly as hell camera poses after they survive. Yeah sounds like a fucking blast. Remind me again why anybody would go to India? Do they have really good pizza or something? Are there sex workers at the Taj Mahal? Literally nothing about that place is appealing. Just a billion kooks living in squalor. Thanks but no thanks.