I don’t even know what H magazine is. I guess its some South American thing. Like we have Newsweek that talks about Childhood Obesity and how much oil we burn and Argentina has a magazine with perfect asses. So fucking unfair. I literally can’t think of anything any country does better than us except for South America kicking our ass in butts and drugs, and those are like the two funnest things ever created. You can’t see me behind my computer screen right now but I’m pouting, big time.

PS – This chick’s name is Andrea Rincon/Selena Spice. Not sure which one of the two is her real name though.