I want to make fun of this guy. Want to make fun of his plumber’s crack and how he’s afraid to even try and mount that horse correctly. Want to laugh at his cartwheel down to Earth and his looking like a dickhead. But I can’t. Because I rode a horse once, and it is probably the most terrifying experience of my entire life to this day. So I won’t make fun of this dude, because I would have done the same exact thing x’s 1000000. Fuck horses.