Source - Since 2006, 1.2 million years worth of internet porn has been watched on just the web’s two largest free pornography websites. According to adult search engine PornWatchers.com, YouPorn.com and xHamster.com have logged an amazing amount of adult video views. The search engine released some pretty crazy and impressive numbers from the two top adult websites:

  • · The two tube sites together contain 735,000 videos
  • · The average video play time on the two tube sites was 11 minutes
  • · Since launch in 2006, the platforms has reached 93 billion views
  • · That is 15,000 views per person on Earth
  • · The sites together have collected 158 million ratings
  • · Of those ratings 63% are positive
  • · The sites are now growing by 22,000 videos every month.
  • · Since inception of the two tube sites, people have watched 1.2 million years of porn on the sites

While those two adult websites logged an amazing amount of adult viewing time, there are literally thousands of other adult tube websites that likely skyrocket that number. The most impressive aspect of the study may be the 93 billion pageviews. Even a website like Reddit would be hard pressed to reach that number of views in a decent amount of time.

Woah woah woah Miss Lippy. 11 minutes of watch time per video? I think I usually end up somewhere in the range of 6-8 minutes max per session spread out between 3-4 vids minimum. Can’t stay on one video for more than a couple minutes unless it’s an all-pro performance from the likes of a Lela Star of Jynx Maze or something. Then, yeah, I’ll dim the lights, have a glass of Merlot  light a candle. Turn my phone to silent in case my parents or the girlfriend try to call. But those are once every couple of months type situations. If you’re sitting down and watching your standard, run of the mill blonde chick from the Valley taking an elephant trunk for longer than 10 minutes with no skipping you’re just flat out insane. Then your mission changes from “Trying to beat off” to “Watching other people have sex” and that’s just weird.

PS – I think the underlying message here is that all of you people out there trying to affect social change or whatever are straight up wasting your time. Sorry I don’t have time to go march downtown with you lunatics but there’s still about 25 NetVideoGirl sessions I have to bang out and frankly that’s the only thing I give a shit about in my life right now. The March to One Billion years goes on.