If you don’t think my room/blogging office is going to be decorated with Billy Mayes posters, Fatheads and bobbleheads by the end of the week you’re fucking crazy. Dude’s the GOAT of Shuffleboard. So good he’s got shots named after him that are illegal to use in tournament play and shit. He’s basically Wilt Chamberlain with the one exception being I guarantee Billy Mayes has fucked way more than 20,000 broads in his life.

PS – I wonder how hard it is to be a 25 time world champion when you’re the only person that competes?