This is how you party.
This is like when Chappelle used to do skits where he pretended to be white and would say the whitest shit imaginable, except that’s Shane Battier’s entire life.
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god im hungry
Did he just become the worst of all of them by having a “championship tradition”?
Whitest black guy ever
I’m under the table munching on the box of the broad in the back…
Moons over my hami bitches!!!
can we have a blog where you only discuss that your first name is daniel, how hasnt this happened yet
also ordered a water… what a turd
probably drank a few bud lights and went home and slept
you can take the guy out of duke but you cant take the duke out of the guy.
battier’s straight grilled cheesin’ right here
cant blame him for not being friends with the rest of the team, he went to duke and they’re fucking retarded
this looks like a table that ordered a big milkshake and 5 straws
Looks like a bunch of turds that were up all night cramming for a big bio test. Fucking Duke
Mo has more street cred than Battier.
starts with U, ends with ncle Tom
Soooo duke of him
I am OK with this. Better than going out with 4 friends and returning with three. I hate Duke and Miami as a benchmark, but if an athlete acts like a normal person – that’s OK.
Shane barrier makes Mo look like Malcom X
hold the phone, what did twentytwo just say?
On the Daniel blog can we also discuss how you are Jewish?
Its like the picture yesterday with FeitleTits… why would the superstars invite him to party with them
He said my name is Dan, which it is, pretty common name no?
imtough is Eli mannings internet persona.
Please let this die
listen Daniel after the game was over, we went inside and had some pancakes….pancakes.
When the waitress delivered his plate, he didnt touch it, but he did put his hand out and then snatch it back screaming “ouch!” And told the manager he’d be suing for the 3rd degree burns he suffered from touching the plate
^swing and a miss
Come on BC, don’t engage with these retards…you’re better than that.
@stansitwell cmon bro.
wilburham, you wouldnt be able to fit under the table
Started from the bottom now still eatin at the bottom.
Cone tits and KFC have been occasionally calling BC “Dan” since his 2nd episode on KFC Radio.
randyyy what the fuck you talking about?
Whitest black guy ever > Blackest black guy ever.
Big cat. Didn’t the Bulls get eliminated like a month ago?
lebrons celebrations was eating pizza on a stage with drake…sounds worse than this to me
Should of gone there after the club…who am I kidding this is the club for him.
wilburham im talking about how your fat fucking calfs would not be able to fit under that table
hey the jaw – “championship tradition” most likely started in grade school winning tourneys and shit and continued throughout HS, college and NBA. everyone is different – just because he’s a pro athlete doesn’t mean he has to drop 10K in a fucking club. he’s celebrating with his family/friends – what an asshole for doing so
grand slams are delicious though..
When the $45 bill comes is it awkward who pays for it between him and his dad?
Did he sow any crops on that freak dome of his?
i bet they all just ordered a bunch of appetizers and shared them
Is that Mo and his boyfriend on the right?
Good to see Nick Cage made it out.
El Prez hates the Heat and then goes out to dinner with Battier?
Hitting 3′s and trolling the internet.
All this party’s missing is Mo
pretty sure I yuked at this booth he’s sitting at.
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