Hey bud just a heads up your suspension is probably ruined and there’s a real good chance your lumbar is poking out of your asshole and you’ve got scoliosis.

How about all the rednecks gradually convening in on the truck after it landed? Probably were going to start stripping it for parts to decorate their homes with and shit. Looked just like that totally believable scene in Lord of War where Nicolas Cage lands an airplane in Africa and like 75 Kenyans figure out how to strip it down to nothing in about 4 hours.