Rednecks!
Hey bud just a heads up your suspension is probably ruined and there’s a real good chance your lumbar is poking out of your asshole and you’ve got scoliosis.
How about all the rednecks gradually convening in on the truck after it landed? Probably were going to start stripping it for parts to decorate their homes with and shit. Looked just like that totally believable scene in Lord of War where Nicolas Cage lands an airplane in Africa and like 75 Kenyans figure out how to strip it down to nothing in about 4 hours.
Mention “Nicolas Cage” = A+ Blog…….FACT
50k raptor down the drain
Atta boy Neil
Neil, rule to live by: If you have to explain your “humor” about a stupid generic video clip with another stupid video clip, its probably not blog worthy.
Shit good call Alec..had to go back and freeze it to see the front ha. Wow what a fuckin idiot. Do that with your 97 1500 or something not a Raptor.
neil do you really think you can get scoliosis like that?? again your thesaurus ran dry and that was the only other spine related term you knew
for once…i dont hate you
if that ass hole isn’t already dead I want to make sure he dies for killing a Raptor…fuckin cunt
“Don’t worry. This is a Ford Raptor. It’s meant to handle this”
Hey Neil, why don’t you take a leisurely walk around Englewood at night, I can guarantee that no rednecks live there.
This video 1000% started with “Hold my Busch and watch this”
http://whatgrindsmygears58.blogspot.com/
Blog worthy?
Hey Neil, the way you mock peoples faith and rednecks at what point would you have the balls to look one in the eye?
Way to just take the best from Jalopnik.. I have lost all respect for you. That is my other favorite blog site, way to just try to be funny..
Here is a overall better video, it includes damage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JKQdlXvbWSU
Scoliosis is what pres has from bad posture, a hunch back neck, the opposite of swanpeol, who has a lower hunch back ass. what this reckneck prob got is a compressed spine and herrniated disc. damn neil,its like youve never been to a chiropractor before.
jesus h. christ that was one helluva jump
FOR SALE: New, clean, Ford Raptor. Flies Great.
Always check the Carfax
what an asshole. only a red neck would think that the suspension would hold with 6000lbs of truck + the force of that jump.
If you drink Busch beer all your life, you can save enough to buy a Ford Raptor and abuse the shit out of it. Thats Redneck logic.