Redneck Literally Gets Trucked
Seriously don’t get why rednecks get a bad rap. Everyone always makes fun of them for being such backwood hilly billy idiots. For idolizing guys like Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy who make simple jokes about dumb people who don’t even get the fact that the jokes are at their expense. It’s preposterous. Did you see the mathematical preparation that went into that stunt? Angles on top of angles on top of angles. Fact is you can’t not be a genius to pull off getting trucked by a 2 ton Dodge Ram pickup and blasted 20 feet into a maple tree and still be alive. Gotta give credit where credit’s due.

neil, please put your hands in a blender and hit ‘puree’
right into a pile of maple leaves…
neil, first of it is a Ford, not a Dodge. Second, it is a pine tree not a maple tree. Third, you are a dumbass.
Christ, make some sort of an effort you pansy. Lower your shoulder. Your center of gravity is dog shit.
You are preposterous.
He is still alive. Fail.
that’d be a ford
Can you please try the Chicago version of this that does not include the big red ball Neil?
DID KNEEL EVEN SEE THIS VIDEO BEFORE HE WROTE THAT SHITTY BLOG?!
While Neil sucks…he is better than Mo.
Should be able to tell the difference between a ford n a dodge. this is merica, get with it pansie
Manzo and Mo had a love child last year. Apparently they have Deloreans in the future, because that’s the only explanation I can think of for you being alive and so awful at everything Kneel. Eat shit and die.
Dem pannies, take em right off
sometimes when i make a doody it comes out in 3 different colors, like an earth tone rainbow.
That would be a 1 ton Ford truck you dumb shit. I wish that was you in the video standing there only with out the ball.
who cares that its a ford and not a dodge or if its a pine tree. it’s a fucking truck and a tree. who cares what kind he says in the commentary. seriously grow the fuck up
“2 ton pickup” what a fucking girl.
Literally a fraction of an inch from getting cut off at the knees. Almost…
@gardenza – shut up you hillbilly fuckstain. dawg u think anyone gives a shit about the make of the truck or the type of tree?? yall sum phayguuts