Reader Email – So I Guess Everyone In The 49ers Organization Refers To Me As “Bob Lange’s Stalker”
Dear el prez Big Cat,
Obviously the 49ers were in town this weekend and working at a new restaurant in the south end (cinquecento) and I had a table with a bunch of the front office guys at my table. After a while I got around to asking them about Lange and whether or not they had heard of big cat, best known as bob’s son. They texted bob and apparently big cat is known around the organization as bobs stalker and they spent the rest of the meal harassing bob via text while archiving all of big cats old blogs on lange. Needless to say these guys had never read the stool and now SF is reading the stool.
Ps apparently he hates being called Robby which is all big cat calls him.
Sincerely,
Dot Rat
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Not going to lie this email caught me a little off guard. Stalker? Huh? Where the hell did that come from? How do they make the leap from guy who wishes some random PR person he never met in his life was his father/batman to stalker? Is this libel? Can I sue the 49ers organization? I’m just totally at a loss here. Stalker? They really said that? Yeah I made a Jersey with his face on it, photoshopped him into a bunch of pictures, send him emails all the time asking where he lives, and look for him on the sideline during every game but a stalker? That’s just such an ugly word. I prefer devoted fan/son.
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PS
Pres has to give me a bonus right? That guy said it. Big Cat brought Barstool to San Fran. Manifest Destiny. Stalking my way across America.
Double PS
Going back through all my Robby Lange archives, Whoa.
That’s fucking hysterical that they give him shit for it. Poor Robby stuck in Big Cat’s web
Big Cat deserves a raise. Give him Neil’s salary. Barstool would be better for it.
Bi-coastal BigCat coming in hot!
You realize you have no choice now but to visit their practice facilities right? That has to happen. Don’t fuck this up.
Don’t you dare start calling him Bob. Dad would think you were a pussy for backpedaling
Big Cat, stalking like a fucking BOSS!
with “a bunch of the front office guys” sorry, but this guy is a small dick d-bag. Nice “front office” drop. D-bag
I can’t wait for your next email inquiry about your stalker status. Time to turn up the heat on pops.
When you’d rather be called Robby Langes illegitimate child, those sons of bitches!
How is Neil still employed at this site?
big cat get pres to pony up some tickets to a niners game so you can turn this up a notch.
If El Pres wants to truely be a mogul..
he needs to start Barstool – California.
Been reading the stool for 5+ years out here in SF. Props to Big cat though. Go 49ers!!!
Barstool Cali needed to happen yesterday.
As much as I love this Robby Lange storyline, this reader email is fishy. Dude works as a waiter at a fancy South End restaurant … ID’s the 49′s front office staff??? … and then casually works into the intermittent convo some obscure smutty blog. Seems like a terribly risky topic of conversation to drop on some NFL suits in a nice restaurant.
Barstool San Diego! Before the world ends
I really hope you get paid to blog even though you’re technically not the main Chicago guy, because the work you put in is phenomenal.
By the way, I still think that shirt that you switch to looks like a bush and cock.
that video made me spit my coffee out of my mouth. and i WAS drinking some. when the shirt comes in…damn.
Go Niners!!!!!! BigCat you are the man.
Actually whoever sent this to you is full of shit because the 49ers had a team meeting at 8pm on Saturday and they weren’t in the South End they were in Providence…and they didn’t get into Providence Airport until Friday night…so the claim is total bullshit so Big Cat do your thing son.
Straight from the source… Clubber was so freaked by your stalking he’s hired security to watch the security…
Jesus christ beardown… Stalk the 49ers front office much? By the way who said anything about what day/night this was..
I’m in San Francisco reading this right now…stop being a bunch of pussies and give us a fucking blog out West! I guarantee it will be better than Chicago…at least Neil. There’s long stretches everyday where we hold out hope…maybe he’s gone- then he posts up a video of a guy jiggling his dick on a commuter train; the guy’s barstool herpes.