nice to meet you big cat, i hope you like me too. because we’re totally getting married, and having the most beautiful baby ever.

face of an angel, hands of a warrior, and the body of an olympian.

also, i’m working on a vaccine or shot of some sort to turn blue eyed dobermans into greyish eyed dobermans. prototype is looking good:

<3 anonymous


Remember when you were a little kid and your parents taught you about consequences, and they probably used the old phrase “You’ve made your bed, now sleep in it”. Well that’s how I feel right now. Big Cat, you’ve been a creep, a really big one at times, now don’t be surprised when people send you emails of Nic Cage photoshopped on to a baby’s head, talking about future children and vaccines that change the eye color on dobermans. This was to be expected. You’ve made your bed, now sleep in it before you get murdered.

The even smaller baby hands on a baby’s already tiny hands was a real nice touch.