Reader E-Mail: I Don’t Know What To Think About This License Plate I Found On The South Side
Yo:
So I was on the southside and while I was driving through some shitty apartment parking lot I saw this license plate. Raises so many questions…who/what drives it? Where do you get that idea? Why? When did el pres leave Boston? Gotta be some megaslut right? Or a guy with a terminal case of the gay, I guess.
- Robert
Best part of this e-mail is Robert postulating if the guy owning this car had a “terminal case of the gay”. Absolutely hilarious. Like yeah I’m going to have to agree with you there doctor. That case of the gay is definitely not going anywhere if a guy gets “Cock Gobbler” as his license plate. Highly doubtful they’ll find a cure after pulling a move like that. Definitely terminal. At least the guy gets to drive around in his flaming red BMW for the rest of his days before he kicks the bucket. Gay or not that’s as cool as cool gets.
Neil, Pres is paying you too much if you can afford a BMW.
Neil, don’t act like thats not your car…
solid neil very solid
Ever think that it could a broad driving this car? Not everyone is a faggot like you Neil.
even though Neil is imaginary and doesn’t actually exist, he sucks A LOT of cock
Davey Pageviews has taught you well Neil.. Post an email that will garnish tons of comments (all of which will be identical).. Crafty little Jew student.
Your top/boyfriend has nice taste in vintage cars, Neil
I picture a confused Q-ball blogger from rhode island driving that thing…
His other car has AIDS4U plates.
Bumper sticker ideas for this whip, “my other ride is his mustache” “my other ride is a sybian” “I voted for Obama” “100% Whore” “I break for Pride Parades and dick” “If you’re close enough that you can read this bumper sticker you may as well stick it in my ass while you’re back there”
Who injected Niel’s ear with semen?
gay stoolie?
Am i the only one who sees it as “cocaine g blower” ?
probably a dude
the real story
http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=239960
A+ blog Neil. Maybe you don’t have the terminal gay after all huh?
Its remarkable that you still write for Barstool, Chemo. Hakeem, i def think its terminal. Thats why prez wont fire him. Guilty Conscience.
Lost all respect for BigCat when I heard he’d rather have a slice of the Agro Crag instead of an Olympic Gold Medal. Dude is all about Shock Value like a high schooler.
haters gona hate, cock gobblers gona gobble cock
That’s my plate! I’m glad everyone likes it.
Full story here: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=239960
- Cletonius